please please pleeease?

Question

someone make me laugh

Answer 1

A bar tender is wiping the bar with a damp rag in an empty saloon when an elephant walks in the door and snugs up to the bar.

The bar keep, taken back, but being a consumate professional, offers up the obligatory "What'll it be?"

The elephant replies, "Gimme a martini."

The bar tender whips one up, and serves it to the unusual guest.
As the elephant sips his beverage, he asks the bar tender "How much do I owe?"

The bar tender, recognizing an easy mark replies, "Tweny bucks."

The elephant winces, almost as if pain, but produces a twenty dollar bill with three singles as a tip.

Again, being a professional, the bar tender attempts some casual conversation. "You know, we don't get many elephants in here."

To which the elephant replies, "With prices like these I'm not surprised."

Answer 2

I cant I just trapped my penis in a cupboard.