Who can make me smile first?!
2006-08-01 07:11:57 · 12 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I hope you have a great day
2006-08-01 07:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
2006-08-01 14:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi... This is God speaking. Im here to let you know, I have made a horrible mistake. I gave you the wrong Penis! I swear I will make everything right... I'll be back soon...
Later on that day...
* Hello, Tommy Lee, This is God, I am afraid I have made a terrible mistake and I am here to make it right...
2006-08-01 14:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that depends, what do you want me to say? Well how about I say you look handsome, intelligent, and very sophisticated...is that working, lol. If it doesn't I'm sorry, how about I just wish you a wonderful day instead with a smile.
2006-08-01 14:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Cynicaldreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! You're lookin' for free material, aren'tchya?
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer drops his pants, bends over, and pretends his butt is saying, "I'm Mr. Burns"? Now picture your favorite hot actress doing that using whatever name you prefer.
Imagine ....
Imagine ....
Are ya smilin' yet?
2006-08-01 14:23:30 · answer #5 · answered by LovingMother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a piece of spinach in your teeth.....but that's not half as bad as the bird poopie on your head!
2006-08-01 14:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddy, smile, 'coz its the second best thing you can do with your lips...
:-)
2006-08-01 14:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember man that you are dust and unto dust you shall return.
There.
Did it work?
Dang! It NEVER works!
2006-08-01 14:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by Curmudgeon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PENIS.
it's just a funny word.
2006-08-01 14:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by austin.montgomery 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your so cute who does your hair?
2006-08-01 14:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋