Most creative answer wins.
2006-08-01 06:05:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If he was black he would show up to work late everyday
Asian he would spend all of his time at the golf driving range
Latino he would pretend he doesn't speak English (oh wait he already does that)
Native American he would use herbal remedies to fix the war.
2006-08-01 06:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Dz Nutz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Black - He'd know how it feels to be a minority and leave the Muslims alone. Build a KFC in the white house...
Asian - Die from a car accident
Latino - Ignore immigrant laws as much as possible. He'll probably get the Mexican government to send a giant pinata like the trojan horse to congress, but instead of it being filled with candy, it'll be filled with immigrants. He'd probably reform the church saying that the blood of Christ is tequila or something
Native American - Gain money from addiction to gambling possibly? Maybe make a lil bet whether Iraq has weapons of mass destruction or not. Sadly, not all native americans are good at gambling...
2006-08-01 06:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know it still wouldn't matter...i don't think in America you can elect a president that is either asian, latino, or native american. there is a chance that there could be a black American president. But i would say Bush wouldn't of gotten elected if he were a different color beside white cause i am thinking we don't want a black, asian, or any other besides a white American. But Bush is a total @$$ so yeah i wouldn't still elect him.
2006-08-01 06:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 19:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush can't be black, we do not fear him. He cannot be Asian, because he doesn't drive in the wrong lane with his blinker constantly on. He might be Latino, because I can't understand most anything he says. He can't be Native American, he just isn't smart enough.
2006-08-01 06:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well heck then maybe wed have a president that could dance. :) Seriously tho I really don't care what the skin color as long as their willing to do whatever it takes to keep America Free.
2006-08-01 06:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by southforty1961 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If George Bush were black...he woulda been assassinated twenty minutes after his inauguration.
2006-08-01 06:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd be unsuccessful but he'd get to play the race card.
2006-08-01 06:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by rocco 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldnt be in office today ...
lmao ... what do you think ... they are gonna have someone besides the "white man" running this country ? You got jokes?
2006-08-01 06:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by LMAO@U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
black- would probably be more interesting to hear him rap instead of rap away..
latino-- hahah just pictured him with shakira
2006-08-01 06:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by greenprincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋