2006-08-01 05:53:43 · 9 answers · asked by whydothedumboutnumberthesmart? 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Well, Rush would pop the viagra and oxycontin at the same time and pass out. So O'Reilly would win by default. Then O'Reilly would conduct a "Factor Investigation" and would find out that the far left somehow forced Limbaugh to carry the drugs and they blew it way out of proportion and that Cindy Sheehan came up from behind and knocked Rush out with an Iranian flag. So he would find a way to blame the Liberals and kick Mrs. Sheehan while she's down a little more.
2006-08-01 06:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by bluejacket8j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We could only hope that these two pieces of human garbage tore each other apart from limb to limb, with no survivors. Along with Shawn Hannity, these guys are the most vile, evil, corrupt, smug, arrogant a**holes alive today. Their "talk show" programs are nothing more than propagandist hyperbole for Republicans; they are crude, rude, and far from intelligent human beings. Neanderthals like Limbaugh and O'Reilly and Hannity deserve that special corner in Hell reserved for them by Satan himself.
And the sooner they all get there, the better off America will be!
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Limbaugh is especially corrupt. He has always chastised drug users for their inability to quit their habits, yet we discover HE himself is a drug abuser that can't quit!
O'Reilly, a self-appointed moral crusader, was found to be some kind of sexual predator himself.
The problem is that gullible conservatives all over the country listen to these guys as if God himself had come down to preach the gospel of right-wing conservatism. As long as they have an audience of dittoheads, they won't go away. The only thing we can hope for is that people finally wise up and stop listening to their hogwash. If their ratings disappear, so will their rantings.
But, if you could arrange a fight-to-the-death between Limbaugh and O'Reilly, I'd welcome the opportunity to see them duel it out until the mutilate each other. That would be justice defined! RKO
2006-08-01 13:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by -RKO- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill O'reilly would win because Rush is hopped up on narcotics. But Rush would try to bone him first because those 2 guys are really jail-house gay.
2006-08-01 22:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by C J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would really like to see that bully O'Reilly thrashed to within an inch of his life...but there again Limbaugh ain't much better. Who would win if they got into a fight? I would expect them to duel it out with guns at three paces and blow each others brains out. Two more ugly, nasty and thoroughly despicable pieces of human offal out of the way ! Yea.
2006-08-01 12:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was a verbal fight, neither. They talk over everyone and would not get a word in edgewise. Physical fighting would be dependent on the substances that Rush was on, he may be groggy that day and then O'Rielly would win because of his opponents disadvantage.
2006-08-01 13:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really can't picture Rush and Bill getting into a fight verbal or physical so neither.
2006-08-01 13:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mags 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rush would take some "happy pills" and become impervious to pain. Obviously, at that point, O'Reilly couldn't even dent him.
2006-08-01 13:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by FiatJusticia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares.Conservatives are so screwed up its amazing there's even a forum on this.
Fun question.Maybe O'reilly.Not as fat and groggy?
I would say a phone wanker would "beat" out a fat junkie!
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2006-08-01 13:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The viagra would win every time....Rush would bulk up and crush O'Rielly
2006-08-01 13:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by netjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋