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2006-08-01 05:49:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

after a little tipple of red wine i slipped down a slope and fell on my hands and kness, i was wearing white trousers and i got all dirt and blood on my knees lol!!!! what a muppet!!!!

2006-08-01 05:55:18 · update #1

oh yeah and there was that time i was a waitress and i tripped with the vinegar pot, it went all over this womans brand new white coat, ooppsy

2006-08-01 06:16:18 · update #2

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I fell over on the way to giving a talk on stage.

2006-08-01 05:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Probably by playing Japanese Taiko drums at a workshop a couple of weeks ago.

I had, as a birthday gift, been taken to a performance of the playing the previous evening then attended the hands on workshop the next morning.

I was not very good at it, hit the drum ok, just not always when supposed to or with anyone else, had a rythm going all of my very own, innovative eh ;-) .

Great fun though, go if you get the chance. They were held at the Queen elizabeth Hall, London, UK.

2006-08-01 06:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The worst time was when i was at a club and wearing a new white strapless bra for the first time ever, i was on the dancefloor strutting my stuff and casually looked down, there on the floor, glowing under the uv lights was my new bra... i was horrified! I quickly kicked the bloody thing away from me and left the dancefloor!

I have been too afraid to wear strapless bras since - dont think i ever will again!!

2006-08-01 05:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I went to a Public pool last week I met this guy and we were flirting and everything for about 5 hours and we played chicken and I got to go on his shoulders... and then when it was time for the pool to close we exchanged phone numbers and stuff... then I started following them out of the pool area.. then he gave me this weird look and I didn't know why he was looking at me like that.. then I saw a bunch of men changing into clothes and I realized I had followed him into the men's locker room... he was like "next time you might wanna check the sign" I was so embarrassed I just laughed nervously and left... 6 days later and he still hasn't called me...

2006-08-01 05:56:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I tripped getting up from a table at a 4* restaraunt, and knocked over the waiter/s carrying the trays of a party of 8 dinner.

2006-08-01 05:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I'm a graceful klutz. Ever seen Miss Congeniality (original) when Gracie gets the makeover and walks out onto the airport runway in heels and a dress looking gorgeous, then trips and falls flat on her face? That's me!

2006-08-01 05:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by kja63 7 · 0 0

I was in a hurry to drive to work and took off and once on the road I noticed my neighbor had put her thong on my windshield wipers which I left on there till I got to work. Good thing they were clean and then I was more then happy to return the favor by placing her thong on my other neighbors car with a note from her :)

2006-08-01 05:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by dmxdragon2 6 · 0 0

Was at a wedding wearing a dress. Went to the bathroom. When I came out the back of my dress was stuffed inside my pantyhose. Needless to say my whole *** was showing. How's that for embarrassing?

2006-08-01 05:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tripped over my neighbours dog and went head first into their pc monitor but managed to stop myself hurting the dog and I didn't even spill a drop of my wine.

2006-08-01 06:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by claire 2 · 0 0

i was playing paint ball, and had blue jeans on... i had this belt on that holds extra bottles of supplies, (doesn't loop into your jeans).... anyway was running after some people and the weight of the belt made my pants go down....LOL.... then when i was thinkin about it later my jeans were probably inchin down for a long time and showing everyone behind me my underwear and I didn't even know it....
I still get red when i think about it.
thanks alot!!!!

2006-08-01 05:57:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

About a week ago went out with a new girl from work and called her the wrong name all night. She didnt say a word though and quite happily responded to her new name.

2006-08-01 05:54:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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