insure my butt smells the best it can? Crazy question I know but I already do all the usual stuff (bathe, etc...) but I'm paranoid about it mainly because she kids around about it when she's "down there." ;) Any proven suggestions?
2006-08-01 05:37:45 · 5 answers · asked by wolf1ibm 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Sit in a bath tub with baking soda then add some bath beads will make your skin soft and smell good
2006-08-01 05:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Smear three sticks of butter all over body
2.Lie in sun for an hour and a half
3.Butter again while still hot
4.Stick a thermometer up your *** to see if desired temperature has been reached
5.Season with oregino
6.Baste with your favorite basting sauce
7. Garnish with caviar
8.Serve with fley knife
9. Piss yourself
10.Where your tie
2006-08-01 12:53:52 · answer #2 · answered by John Paul Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol take a shower before she comes this way youll be just fresh and put some colonge down their and baby lotion all around when i do that people be like you smaell so good like a baby tooo make ur body stay more fresh dont 4 get ur deordarant!!!1
2006-08-01 12:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use bathing lotions with good smell arrround ur butts well and ur ampits and all that.The smell stay for about 2hrs after bath
2006-08-01 12:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by Nami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe just shower right before she does that or use powder
2006-08-01 12:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by someone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋