I'm 14 and I recently fractured my wrist, and got a head laceration while I was at work (I work for Kalamazoo Parks & Recreation for their summer program for little kids.).
I have a prominenet cut above my eye, and a cast you can't miss. WHEREEVER I GO, at least one person asks me "what happened to you?" or something similar.
I would am tired of telling everybody, and it's really none of their business.
I need a snappy answer or something similar to give them to shut them up.
2006-08-01 05:32:46 · 24 answers · asked by ~~0o0~~ 3 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
I got my hand stuck in a pile of plaster while trying to rescue a kitten. Now I can't get the plaster of my arm.
2006-08-01 05:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by Miss_Behavin98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lost a fight with a kangaroo
What? What cast? I don't know what you are talking about!
Well, I got the cut above my eye from falling off a ladder, and the fractured wrist from punching someone out who asked me how I got the cut!
Moped accident.
I got run over by a reindeer!
Shhh! The voices in my head are telling me to kill all nosy people!
The prison guard beat me down for making fun of his accent.
2006-08-02 21:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever someone asks, "What happened to you?" just tell them:
"I asked a guy with a cut on his head and a cast on his arm that same question---then he showed me!"
Then I would leave it at that!
2006-08-01 12:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by crazz_32 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the broken arm, "Have you ever juggled bowling balls?"
For the cut above the eye, "It's tough to juggle chainsaws with a broken arm"
I don't know why I'm on a juggling fix
2006-08-01 12:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by rules27 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I get a REALLY short haircut I usually say I hit a weed wacker or ran into the lawnmower.
2006-08-01 12:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by Caitlyn's Mommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them........
Your wife(or daughter, or son or grandma) hit me with a lamp when I pulled out and stuck it in her a$$.
or
Prison Riot-I'm still looking for that F#cking guard!
or
Car wreck-my whole family was killed except me-thanks for bringing it up.
2006-08-01 12:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by Rufus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got into a fight with a mean 4th grader?? lol ..saved a little one from a maurading bear??
2006-08-01 12:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by spaceytracey3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am trying out a new look, would you like a demonstration?
Oh, you mean the new make-up? Is it on upside down?
2006-08-01 12:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cover it with some type of bandage with the phrase "Don't Ask" written on it. Then all you have to do is point at it.
2006-08-01 12:39:24 · answer #9 · answered by voandginger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom happened!
jk. Just tell them the truth. Life did it.
2006-08-01 12:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by sbravosystems 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋