You are standing in line to get into a movie and some ninjas pop up everywear around you. The only way to escape is to fight, how do you fight and what do you fight with. (Oh, these ninjas have ninja bunnies) THIS IS NOT A DREAM!!
2006-08-01 04:44:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A bunny in a ninja suit that kicks normal human butt.
2006-08-01 04:47:52 · update #1
*cough cough* Please answer the question.
2006-08-01 04:48:24 · update #2
What is a ninja bunny?
2006-08-01 04:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ Nickels ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bunny in a ninja suit may kick normal human butt...but they cannot kick THE BUNNY's BUTT!
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He does his oriental bow, then,
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(v v)o kicks ninja butt with his commanding presence!
The Bunny cannot be defeated by such measly excuses for members of his own species. He is truly superior. He destroys them without even bending a whisker. And now we're off to go battle that alarm clock. It really is a full life for The Bunny and I.
2006-08-01 11:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first buy some letuce at the consession stand to throw off the bunnies
then offer to treat all the ninjas to a movie and some popcorn, you may have lost 100 dollars
but you gained ten new ninja friends
and you but has been saved
2006-08-01 12:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by stephhh (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I am suffering from a fair amount of gastric distress, and was wondering how to deal with the pent up flatulence while standing in line:
I take this opportunity to drop trou, bend over, light a match (As a smoker, I ALWAYS have matches. The only thing worse than runing out of cigarettes, is have cigs and no way to light them) and let it rip.
the resulting fire ball burns them all to a crisp.
2006-08-01 11:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I immediately assume the classic Karate stance and crouch for battle. I warn them that I have studied martial arts my entire life, and if they're wise, they will disband and depart. I look the leader squarely in the eyes and say, "OK, let's see what you've got." Then, I get the living $hit stomped out of me. They take my wallet, my car keys, and my luck rabbits foot, and, worst of all, I never get in to see the movie.
2006-08-01 12:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there's a cop car coming by and it cuffs the ninjas and their bunnies.
2006-08-01 12:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by Pidge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only possible solution is to use the Holy Hand Grenade!
2006-08-01 11:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by mynx326 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The light saver you stole from Dark Vader and the force is with you too...so do not be afraid grasshopper
2006-08-01 11:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by sha.babyblues 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with a sneeze
2006-08-01 11:57:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
- + - I like pie! - + -
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2006-08-01 11:47:46 · answer #10 · answered by KrAzY ViEt ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋