I've been with the Pillsburry Doughboy for about ten years now. It's been good times, for the most part, but he is always wanting to go see Brokeback Mountain. He tells me he doesn't know what it is about that movie that makes him love it so much. He just does, and when he watches it, some of his dough starts rising. He also goes to the Muffin Man's house almost every night, with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. He also loves going to sleepovers with the gingerbread man, supposedly to push his buttons. Is he right for me? (I'm a girl)
2006-08-01 04:17:06 · 38 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can't believe anyone actually answered this. I'm not trying to be funny, necessarily, I just want to annoy you and see if you answer my retarded questions, and apparently people like points enough to answer me and be annoyed.
2006-08-01 04:23:19 · update #1
Have you ever considered writing a book? You have quite an imagination.
2006-08-01 04:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dress up as the candy man and have your way with him... there is always room for the gingerbread, doughboy and candyman to have a good time with the chocolate syrup... eat em up girl
2006-08-01 04:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by hot_n_luvin_it27870 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably start looking for another guy who has some real dough. The guy your with now sounds like a flake. Confront him with a cookie sheet and tell him if he doesn't make up his mind soon you'll not only 'out' him but turn him into a crispy croissant.
If that doesn't get a rise out of him.... bake him!!!!!!
2006-08-01 04:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey,the mere fact that you notice these things as a possible problem probably means you are realizing your gut instinct, and, usually the first instinct is the right one.HE"S GAY.My man told me he will not see that movie,cause someone might see us there and get the wrong idea.Move on.If you want to be his friend,help his dough out of the closet.Good luck sweetie.
2006-08-01 04:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by sandy v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from the Pillsburry Doughboy. He has a yeast infection.
2006-08-01 04:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not exactly sure what a Muffin Man's house is...but nonetheless -you win the prize for the most creative writing.
Sorry I couldn't help...but good-luck anyways.
2006-08-01 04:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by Wanna-be-Dear-Abby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know girl. You say he goes for "sleepovers". Sounds like he doesn't spend enough time with you. Plus there is this whole Brokeback Mountain thing, its kinda fishy if you ask me. Maybe you want to take him to a shrink and find out if he is.....well you know. :)
2006-08-01 04:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unless u want 2 b with a gay man then no
2006-08-01 04:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by nicaraguabeauty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
marry him within 10 minutes...or you will have bad luck for the next 2 years
2006-08-01 04:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by Ricknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! I've never seen a clown with RAINBOW hair before! I thought they always had red hair! Anyway, you are a spaz!
2006-08-01 04:22:48 · answer #10 · answered by warm_like_winter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋