I knew it was odd that my employer would gave me three wks off....And my wife moved out.
2006-08-01 03:55:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
First Contact Social Security Office nearest you and let them know what has happened.
Second Contact the paper and find out who listed you as dead. It may have been a typo or someone with the same name or even someone who stole your identity.
Third You may need to get yourself an attorney who can help you to reestablish yourself as alive.
Contact the company who has your life insurance and let them know that you haven't died and are in the process of trying to be made alive again.
Good Luck. As for your wife, file papers for a divorce. She won't be able to get anything. If she was behind this, then make sure she gets some jail time for your "death" hoax.
2006-08-01 04:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by mom of girls 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three very distinct things come to mind here
First--be very grateful that it didn't take you three hundred years to get this one figured out
Next--follow the light--there's a really good picnic on the other side with alot of people you know
When you get there --have a guy by the name of Jim McMahan from Texas get in touch with me and let me know what the bloody hell he did with my condenser module before he died---I can't find the damn thing--it is extremely expensive --and he said he'd get it back to me (he should be a fairly recent arrival)
2006-08-01 11:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ironically.. about four years ago.. I was reading the obits and a guy with my name was mentioned, his pic was similar to me.. even his life parrelled me.. it was very freaky and I got a couple of calls from friends checking on me..
He lived in a different city and was a high school English teacher, while I coach high school sports.. we both served in the military arond the same time, different branches.. and he was a year older.. Bottom line is it was just eerie.. I took the obit and pasted on my board over my desk at work as a reminder that when it's time..
2006-08-01 11:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by thorfin39 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prove yopu death. Now hat you are in the "afterlife", you can enjoy the world and tell us all what happens after death.
Have fun, try and find porpose in death. Rrather in heven, hell, or Earth.
2006-08-01 11:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by theaterhanz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact your insurance company and split the procedes three ways buddy.
1/3rd for the party
1/3rd for you
1/3rd for me for giving you the best answer..
XX JOEY XX
2006-08-01 11:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by joey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy the hell out of the time off and make sure your wife doesn't cheat on you!!! :-)
2006-08-01 11:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Julie B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's a toughie! I guess go find some cool dead people to hang with.
2006-08-01 10:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by L.A. in F.W. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phew! Put some deodorant on for starters!!!
2006-08-01 11:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO to the light
2006-08-01 10:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by pri_i_oh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
collect the insurance and throw a wake
2006-08-01 11:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by digital genius 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋