2006-08-01 03:48:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Cookie eating contest! I'm not saying I can take him, but he'd know I was there.
You and me Cookie and three packs of Oreos. Two men enter and we eat till the milk runs dry.
"LET'S GET REAAADY TO RUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLE!"
We'll put it on pay per view and make a few hundred thousand during Super Bowl halftime.
2006-08-01 03:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by bigtony615 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would just be doing what Cookie Monster does. It's all good.
2006-08-01 03:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can't have my cookies...Cookie's got the diabetes now....he's on a special diet of veggies...he is the Monster formerly known as Cookie..
2006-08-01 04:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Bite Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I used to have NIGHTMARES about Cookie Monster eating my cookies when I was a kid!
Cookie thievery should be punishable by death!
2006-08-01 03:56:35 · answer #4 · answered by LovingMother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would then have the answer to the question "Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?"
2006-08-01 03:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Steph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and the cookie monster would have a damn problem because im menopausing and i needs my damn chocolate cookies so he better back off and he knows he will not get hurt
2006-08-01 03:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by jcleann13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOOOOOOKIES!!!! UHHYUYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM! *burp*
Cookie points! AAAAAHHHHYUYUMYUMYUM! LOL
Got Milk?
If Gir was cookie monster: I NEEED cookies! If I don't have cookies i will explode! I do that soimetimes....Ahaha COOKIES!
2006-08-01 04:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id offer him milk to go with them cookies!
2006-08-01 03:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd shoot his ***, chop him up into little peices(make sure he suffers a slow painful death), fry up some of those peices, eat them, then burn up the rest of those peices, put them in a bag, and mail them to Elmo and tell him that he's next!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 03:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by .......... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would kick his *** and tell him to get his own cookies lol
2006-08-01 03:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by ashleybaby147 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋