What is the "Funniest" bumper sticker you have ever seen?

Question

One of my neighber's bumper sticker reads "All work and no play make a Housewife!".
(He's still single). I thought that's a good one.

Answer 1

I like

"Impeach Cheney First",
"After the Rapture...can I have your car?"
"Dog is my co-pilot",

and a couple that I made back in 2004:
"Bush-Chany for Presadent" and
"Bush - il a mis la <> en <>".

Answer 2

One on my care is a lobster hanging out of a pot of boiling water with a smile on his face. The caption below states: Eat Me

Answer 3

On the back of an old beater-
0 to 65 in 6.5....miles

Answer 4

Saw this one yesterday. Laughed so hard, almost drove into the car itself !

There is more violence against FUR wearers then LEATHER wearers because it is easier to harass rich women then it is biker gangs.

Answer 5

"I drive like this because i know it pisses you off" or
" my kid isn't an Honor student; he's a dropout" or
" If you're mad at my driving then honk; then I'll get on my cell phone and really piss you off"
"Don't follow to close! I MAKES FREQUENT STOPS", because i forget where i am at sometimes!

Answer 6

do no longer take this incorrect "Dyslexics have greater fnu" "in case you think of my motor vehicle is grimy you may clean it" i want to die peacefully in my sleep, merely like my grandfather- no longer screaming like the passengers of his motor vehicle" "i suuporrt publik edgukaton"

Answer 7

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

Answer 8

My kid beat up your honor roll student.

Answer 9

I may be slow, but I'm in front of YOU

Answer 10

I made one up, "This is not an icecream man"