is there anything we can do to improve our chances?
2006-08-01 02:43:07 · 58 answers · asked by killerdmc23 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Trying to Conceive
Put a ring on her finger and say, "I DO". Then ask again. Are you trying to conceive before marriage so the people will have to pay for your child to be born? Are you banking on my tax dollars to pay for your bastard child? Are you going to dig a deep welfare hole for this child? What a man you've become. I bet your trailer trash Momma is so proud of you.
2006-08-01 04:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by mslorikoch 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The beginning of a baby.
What happens is this. Let's say the man and the woman are lying in bed together. (This part often happens in bed, because a bed is so nice and comfortable.)
The man loves the woman. So he gives her a kiss. And she gives him a kiss. And they hug eachother very tight. And after a while, the man's penis becomes stiff and hard, and much bigger than it usually is. It gets bigger because it has lots of work to do.
By this time, the man wants to get as close to the woman as he can, because he's feeling very loving to her. And to get really close the best thing to do is lie on top of her and put his penis inside her, into her vagina.
Making love.
This is a very nice feeling for both the man and the woman. He likes being inside of her. It's called making love , because it all starts with the man and the woman loving eachother.
It's a difficult feeling to describe, but if you can imagine a gentle tickle that starts in your stomach and spreads all over, that will give you some idea of what it's like.
And as you know, when you're feeling tickly you wriggle about a bit. It's just the same here, except it's a special kind of wriggling.
It's easier to understand when you realize that the parts that tickle the most are the man's penis and the woman's vagina. So most of the wriggling happens down there.
The man pushes his penis up and down inside the woman's vagina, so that both the parts are being rubbed against each other. It's a like scratching an itch, but a lot nicer.
This usually starts slowly, and gets quicker and quicker as the tickly feeling gets stronger and stronger.
Why does the tickling stop?
Now you may be thinking: if it's so nice, why don't people do it all the time? There are two reasons.
First, it's very tiring. More than playing football, or running, or skipping, or climbing trees or almost anything. Good as it is, you just can't do it all day long.
And the second reason is that something really wonderful happens which puts an end to the tickly feeling, and at the same time starts the making of the baby.
When the man and the woman have been wriggling so hard you think they're both going to pop, they neary do just that. All the rubbing up and down that's been going on ends in a tremendous big lovely shiver for both of them.
(Again, it's not easy to tell you what theis feels like. But you know how it is when you have a tickle in your nose for a long time, and then you have areally big sneeze? It's a little like that.)
At the time, a spurt of quite thick, sticky stuff comes out from the end of the man's penis, and this goes into the woman's vagina.
Follow this, any you shall have your baby.
2006-08-01 03:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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Here's the hard part: Pretend she never existed, like it was all a dream, don't call her, that will make you the smaller person, be the bigger person since you deserve better, what she did to you on Valentines Day was immature, especially after dating for four years. This person wasted allot of your time and through it out the window. Go out tonight, even it it is only yourself, don't drink and call or feel sorry for yourself, this will only cause you embarrassment! I know your hurting..This will eventually will go away in time. Today is not a good day for you and your emotions are spinning all over the place.
Please, whatever you do, don't answer her calls and don't call her. If she keeps calling, which she pro bally won't, don't return her call for 5 days. Make her sweat and DO Not get back together right away if you discuss this in 5 days. Tell her since she Broke up with you, you have done allot of thinking, and had the taste of "being single again" and you would like more time being "friends" for now, so you are sure you are making the right decision. Remember "She decided she didn't want to be with you" so the door is open for you to get out and see what you have been missing for four years. You honestly need to do this for yourself.
She doesn't know, but what she did was give you the best valentines day present you will ever get! A new start and a new beginning, use it to your advantage. You will look back on this and Thank God this happened now instead of 4 more wasted years of YOUR life. Today does suck, stay Strong and I promise you your life is going to be so much more exciting and you are going to be happy. If you continue to call and call her, she will think of you as needy and won't want you. She is going to rethink what she did to you today and will be hurt, if you act like you could care less. Girls always want the ones they can't have. That is who you are now to her. Let her suffer,realizing what a mistake she made. This will drive her crazy. Right now she is on cloud 9 thinking you will take her back, OH, is she stupid!
Your life isn't ruined, hers is..She lost someone special, and gave you a gift to let to live life and find someone you deserve. You are not getting back at her, your teaching her what an idiot she is and what she lost and what you gained without her. SO when You eventually talk to her, tell her thank you for what she did...
She will be hurt and you will be happy!
2016-07-19 21:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuel up on folic acid
Folic acid is a synthetic form of folate, a B vitamin that can help reduce the risk of serious birth defects that affect the brain and spinal cord. For this reason, the FDA recommends that all women attempting pregnancy take folic acid supplements for decreasing chances of birth defects.
Quit smoking, drinking and drugs now
Smoking or taking drugs greatly diminishes your chances of getting pregnant and can lead to miscarriages, premature birth, and low-birth weight babies. Plus, research suggests that smoking can affect your fertility and lower your partner's sperm count. In fact, studies have shown that even secondhand smoke may affect your chances of getting pregnant. It is also recommend that women avoid alcohol when trying for pregnancy.
Cut down on Caffeine
Research shows that too much caffeine can reduce your ability to absorb iron and increase your risk for stillbirth. Avoid coffee, tea, and colas or switch to decaf to increase your chances of getting pregnant. If you are a complete caffeine junkie, then the safe limit would be a cup a day. Try switching to a milkshakes which will boost your calcium as well and assist in conception.
Good luck!
2006-08-01 02:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by Baz94 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hey, he did say "me AND MY GIRLFRIEND" thus he is not using her, the best thing that you can do is, ahem, screw her right after the period stops. This is the time when she is most...fertile...Also, if you do it in either cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, will get more into her, increasing your chances, now if you have been trying for a while, there are a few things that are possible:
1. your shooting blanks, if you get the metaphor
2. She is infertile and produces no eggs
3. your under too much stress killing the sperm cells
4. She is under to much stress, killing the zygote
just try to make you life or job more comfortable as well as hers, if you still don't get pregnent, you: go to a urologist, her: go to a gynacologist, this will give you the facts of what is up.
2006-08-01 02:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have sex when she is ovulating. Dont let her eat alot of red meat or fish. Chicken is the best if you must eat meat. Have her take multivitamins and prenatal vitamins. When you do have sex, afterwords have her lay on her back with her legs propped up for about a half an hour or so. Sometimes it just takes a while. Ive been to several doctors, nothing is wrong with me, but I've been trying for 2 years with my husband. Good luck.
2006-08-01 03:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Angel Eve 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try and work out her pattern of ovulation, if you haven't already.
you can buy ovulation tests that she can take to check if and when she is ovulating, as having sex then will defintely increase your chances....
oh and make sure you make her orgasm!! sounds crazy but allegedly the stronger the orgasms the more help the sperm get swimming up there!
if you have been trying for some time you may want to go get yourself checked out, just incase. its a scary thought but worth doing if you don't have much joy after few years or even months
good luck!!
and hope you are successful soon :)
2006-08-01 04:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You both should avoid alcohol, tobacco and unnecessary drugs; also stress.
Ways to help you
1) don't wear tight underwear, try roomy boxers
2) don't wear tight jeans or pants
3) don't have sex or masturbate for days before 'the key sex times' to let sperm get stronger and mature
4) avoid hot baths/tubs/saunas in order to maintain sperm count and quality
5) avoid long bicycle rides that heat up the testicles and pressure the genitals (bike seat)
Ways to help her
1) avoid strenuous exercise (may cause decreased fertility).
2) avoid douching near times of attempted conception
3) do chart the most fertile time
4) good if she orgasms after the male as the suction draws semen up through cervix into uterus
5) elevate pelvis after intercourse to allow sperm a downhill path
Best of luck
2006-08-01 03:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just keep trying, don't take it too seriously have some fun and it will happen, good luck.
To all the people who are spouting about the marriage thing, what century are you living in! Chill out, I mean does being married make you love your child any more, I think not (and yes I am married), you see so many children abused who cares if their parents are married as long as they are treated with love and care.
2006-08-01 03:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by pikapoke_uk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to google and type in Ovulation Calendar, go onto Village which is a pregnancy website, get the first day of her last period and enter it, with a 14 day lunar phase and a 28 day menstrual cycle, this will show you the exact date your girlfriend will be fertile and you can also choose the sex if you wish :-)
2006-08-01 02:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by Shell 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get pregnant you must have sex on a day that her eggs are being released.
After the 3rd day from the day that menses started put a thermometer into her mouth and check her body temperature every morning before you start turning in bed. The best time is at about 4 a.m. Maintain a chart. You will find that on one day the body temperature drops from 1/2 degree to one degree. This is the day that her eggs are being released. If you want her to get pregnant this is the day that you must have sex. You must ejaculate on your inward thrust so that the sperms will shoot deep inside.
After having sex she must stay in bed for about 30 mins with her knees bent up with a pillow under her buttocks so that the sperms will not pour out - to enable them to travel up.
You must to save your sperms in the testacles for at least 3 days before sex to enable them to mature well to do their job.
2006-08-03 01:13:17 · answer #11 · answered by donp 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋