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if you grew some big bingo wings , took some steriods , and trained hard you could actually fly like a bird ?

2006-08-01 02:38:22 · 9 answers · asked by ghost nation 3 in Science & Mathematics Biology

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lmao funniest thing ive heard today. yeh i reckon you could all you have to do is eat lots of crap until your about 40 or 60 stone but make sure you dont eat so much crap you die. then loose all the weight so your back down to about 10stone or whatever then your left with loads of skin. now you get a stapling gun and staple your big flaps of skin to your torso and then staple the big flaps of skin on your legs together. now all you have to do is find a cliff and jump! cough but just incase anyone is stupid enought to listen to me: do it, your get fame and your look cool!

2006-08-01 16:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by anakissm 1 · 3 1

no, it's not possible. Humans aren't meant to fly like a bird, it's physically impossible. The physiology of a bird is so different then a human...muscle distribution, the whole respiratory system, and the skeletal system.

it just wouldn't work....flying is much more then just having wings

2006-08-01 09:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Smiley Girl 5 · 0 0

Wings? You don't need no stinkin' wings! Just take some steroids and train real hard then go jump off a building.

2006-08-01 10:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Tim C 4 · 0 0

YE or just wear your underpants on top of your long-johns put a blue t shirt on with an S on it and you can do anything then or.. in other words grow up or stop taking the drugs

2006-08-01 09:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by The Wanderer 6 · 0 0

Nope, bird bones are hollow to keep weight down. Maybe if I cut my legs off and gained chest muscle, I could do it.

2006-08-01 09:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes i guess so if i would have wings like that of a bird... how i hope i could really do that... fly...:-)

2006-08-01 09:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by angel r 2 · 0 0

you already have bingo wings tubs, I guess your already halfway there!

2006-08-01 09:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by danosgood2 1 · 0 1

i think i could

2006-08-01 09:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by BeAuTiFuL 6 · 0 0

i dont think

2006-08-01 09:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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