A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp...
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
2006-08-01 02:22:41 · 11 answers · asked by codge 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
nice one!!!
2006-08-01 02:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by เดรป 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
The python would if it was the killer rabbit from monty python
2006-08-01 09:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boooooo!
That's just one more reason why snakes shouldn't be kept as pets.
2006-08-01 11:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by CanineHeroTahoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Great one!
2006-08-01 09:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one makes me laugh every time. :)
2006-08-01 09:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA very funny
2006-08-01 10:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-01 10:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by walker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2006-08-01 09:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL VERY FUNNY
2006-08-01 09:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Princess xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEE-HAH!
2006-08-01 09:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋