2006-08-01 02:18:16 · 32 answers · asked by lollypop 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Pretend to be a little child and contact him by e-mail, web site, fan club etc - he will reply!
2006-08-01 02:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up like a little boy in pajamas and hang out at the gates of Neverland with a case of Merlot!!
2006-08-01 02:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by metrobluequeen1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretend to be a 12 year old boy.
2006-08-01 02:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be male, 8 years old & preferably with either an illness or be hugely underprivileged. Oh yes, and your mom needs to be a money-grabbing idiot.
2006-08-01 10:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be a boy under 12, and ask to sleep in his bed.
2006-08-01 04:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kidnap the pale skinned freak and tie him to the railings. You can then talk to him till his ears drop off.
2006-08-01 02:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by Stammerman! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure it is not a Tuesday!!!!
It was on the radio the other day, he doesn't talk to people on Tuesdays for some daft reason.
2006-08-01 02:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become an under privileged young boy!
2006-08-01 02:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by joby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be a impoverished 11 yr old boy or have a face lift to look like liz taylor!
2006-08-01 05:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have the mind of a child thats all he seems to understand
2006-08-01 02:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by pikapoke_uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋