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Walk over to the bathroom with morning wood and try to aim carefully when taking a pee!

2006-08-01 02:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by Kain 5 · 9 0

i talk to the dogs for a moment and get them excited to go outside, i find the nearest piece of clothing and put it on, get coffee (i have an automatic coffeemaker and i recommend it!!!)
i avoid the cat as he is running around trying to get some canned food then i walk the dogs
i try to let them do their business before i do...seems fair they hold it longer than i

2006-08-01 09:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by mpc32 2 · 0 0

Say unkind things about the alarm clock, that hateful little box.

2006-08-01 09:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tame my morning wood

2006-08-01 09:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I kickstart my day with a thankyou prayer and a positive thought. And then get ready for my school after freshening (bath,brush etc.)

2006-08-01 11:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by jessie 2 · 0 0

Brush my teeth. I can't stand that yuckie morning breath taste.

2006-08-01 10:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Slap that alarm clock a couple times.

2006-08-01 09:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by RC M 1 · 0 0

go to the bathroom and then take the dogs out. . .make sure my old man is up and ready to ge to work. . .take shower. . .play with dogs make the bed start laundry. . .straighten the house. . .get ready for work. . . and leave

2006-08-01 09:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by frogs112 4 · 0 0

I try to allign my mind with the unthinkable god by trying to think of him/her/it....then I jump out of the bed and try to make some loud noise that proclaims to my friends that I have risen and that I'm happy....

2006-08-01 09:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by mu mu 2 · 0 0

Turn off the alarm clock.

2006-08-01 09:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by obelix 2 · 0 0

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