"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
That's been my favorite for years now, although I don't know who said it or where it came from, unfortunately.
2006-08-01 02:04:49
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answered by me 6
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From movies - the 13th warrior
Redhead: Watch where you throw that... you dig like a dog.
Herger the Joyous: Did you call me a dog?
Redhead: I said you dig like one. Flinging earth carelessly like an animal.
Herger the Joyous: So, now I'm an animal?
Redhead: You're not listening.
Herger the Joyous: I'm deaf?
Redhead: You're a fool little man.
Herger the Joyous: That is because, boy, your words are feeble and twisted as an old woman!
Redhead: This old woman'll send you to the next world old man.
Snatch
Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Gemologist: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ******* Poppins... LONDON.
2006-08-01 02:05:53
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answered by phyxius 1
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I don't know where it came from, but,
"If you can smile when things are going wrong, it means you have someone in mind to blame"
2006-08-01 02:03:01
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answered by Jessie 2
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Winston Churchill:
"A fanatic is a man who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
2006-08-01 01:59:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Are you ready? I only got two words for ya... "Funny qoute!"
2006-08-01 02:35:00
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answered by The Game 2
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
2006-08-01 02:05:16
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answered by shalle 1
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yes i do lol "im not mean , im just selective with mih kindness" words ilive by neways lol
2006-08-01 02:00:47
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answered by none 1
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try not to pick your nose @ a stoplight, I'm watching.
2006-08-01 02:00:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Try and try until You Die!
2006-08-01 02:29:59
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answered by Nico Pasa 1
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"Guns don't kill people, bullets do."
2006-08-01 01:59:55
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answered by Anry 7
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