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Help me out me hearties.

2006-08-01 01:17:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Other - Destinations

Not dropping him off near you m'dear. I'm already jealous enough of Silent Running, I don't need to add a sex-starved sailor to the equation.

2006-08-01 01:23:24 · update #1

10 answers

More rum, sodomy and the lash, me hearty. Especially the sodomy.

2006-08-01 04:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises (x3)
Earl-aye in the morning

1. Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.


Repeat until sobriety kicks in

2006-08-01 01:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0 0

GIVE HIM A TASTE OF THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER!

(cat-o-nine tails)

References in culture - Expressions

The still-popular song, 'What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?' has a verse that goes "Give him a taste of the captain's daughter" or "Throw him in bed with the captain's daughter". While this doesn't sound a dire fate for the tipsy seaman, in actuality the term "captain's daughter" refers to the cat o' nine tails or a similar whip.

2006-08-01 01:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by loaferpost 3 · 0 0

1. Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.

Earl-aye in the morning!

2006-08-01 01:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by Zach 2 · 0 0

Leave him at the Port of Amsterdam.

*singing*
Dans le port d'Amsterdam
Y a des marins qui chantent
Les rêves qui les hantent
Au large d'Amsterdam
Dans le port d'Amsterdam
Y a des marins qui dorment
Comme des oriflammes
Le long des berges mornes

2006-08-01 01:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0 0

aarrrrrrgggggg... me matey, that there sailor you have stashed has not had his daily dose of RUM! Then when he is well liquored, get the directions to the treasure, if he doesn't tell u --> make him walk the plank!

2006-08-01 01:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by tay_jen1 5 · 0 0

As the old diddy goes, you throw him in the brig with the captain's daughter.

2006-08-01 01:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Shadar 4 · 0 0

I'd auction the bugger off at the nearest port'o'call for a few doubloons

2006-08-01 01:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by jonnygaijin 5 · 0 0

Let's all give him a Jolly Rogering. I love seamen.

2006-08-01 21:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0 0

Chuck him and look for a new sailor.

2006-08-01 01:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by john j 2 · 0 0

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