Limerickery?

Question

Tell me the most interesting limerick that you know!

48 more hours...and ill leave this for voting...gd luk!

Answer 1

well, clean or dirty?

Dirty me thinks!

There once was a woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.



There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.


There was an old man from Belgrave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
He said "How disgusting,
But it only needs dusting,
And think of the money I'll save."

Answer 2

There was an old man from matr'as
whos balls were made of fine brass
so in stormy weather
they both clanged together
and sparks shot out of his ***


There once was a man from nantucket
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear were a **** i could **** it


In days of old when knights were bold
and toilets were not invented
theyd lay their load beside the road
and walk away contented

In days of old when knights were bold
and condoms were not invented
theyd tie a sock around their cock
and babys were prevented

Answer 3

One my husband loves to use:

There was a young woman named Kelly
Who spent her honeymoon belly to belly
She found in her haste
She'd used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.

Answer 4

to a lady, a man who's named stoeber
drunk in the midst of october
the lady " you're pissed."
the man, "yes but a twist,"
"'tis that you're ugly and by morn' I'll be sober."

Answer 5

there was a man from madras
his balls were made of brass
he walked so fast the balls rubbed hard
and spark came up his ****