1.A: Be-what?
B: Betrothed. Intended. Affianced.
C: Meaning...?
B: One day, you two are going to be married.
A: Yuck.
C: Ewww.
A: I can't marry her. She's my friend.
C: Yeah. It'd be too weird.
2. D: E, I think I'm kinda falling in love with you.
[E chokes on his MILK]
D: It's the first time for me, you know?
3. G: What...I don't get it
F: Nothing, I just thought of saying thank you for doing a great job...so I thought..I'd let you stay with me. I mean, not with me. But there.
G: Wait. you're being nice to me.
4. H: I, you're gonna get me fired.
I: Please, you fired? That can't happen. Cause then I would have
absolutely no reason to come to work.
H: Oh, you don't mean that.
I:Course I do. You're like my best friend.
H:(Chokes)
5. J: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
K: Why not?
J: What I'm saying is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
2006-07-31
23:42:58
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Alright, just guess 3 to qualify. The one who can name me all 5 is a sure-win.
2006-07-31
23:50:53 ·
update #1