2006-07-31 22:44:15 · 9 answers · asked by Danica 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A retarded neanderthal name George actually got elected president here!
2006-07-31 22:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old lady was becoming lonely, so she decides to go to the pet store and buy a companion. The clerk suggests a parrot, as they can be taught to talk.
She takes the parrot home, and tells it "Say 'Hello'"
The parrot replies "SHIIIT!"
The old woman is shocked and says "If you say **** again I'm putting you in the fridge!! Now...say 'Hello'"
"SHIIIT!"
The parrot is in the fridge, shivering and cold...
The old lady takes him out and says "There! Maybe now you've learned your lesson! Say 'Hello' or your're going into the freezer!"
"SHIIIT!"
The parrot goes into the freezer. He shivers and squalks, trying to keep warm. He turns around...and everything is silent.
The old woman is kind of worried and so she takes him out.
The parrot says "I'm am so sorry for the rudeness that I have shown you, dear dear master. But may I ask you one thing?.....
What did the turkey do?"
2006-08-01 05:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by GK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horse: I was once a prince but a curse has turned me into a horse.
Princess: So if I'll kiss you, will you be a prince again?
Horse: The curse is very strong, you have to give me a head!
2006-08-01 06:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Scent of Nutmeg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
2006-08-01 05:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Fat Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy was waiting at the bus-stop.
It said "Queue the other side".
So, he crossed the road....
....and missed his bus! lol
2006-08-01 05:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by fizzybubbly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi come oin i will tell u miid intant messenger
2006-08-01 06:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by alwaselove2me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you!
2006-08-01 05:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by daeijan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is so fat that she has her own zipcode.
2006-08-01 05:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by helixburger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok dear.........."SOMETHING FUNNY"
2006-08-01 05:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by longbean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋