Have you seen Reservoir Dogs?

Question

Well, those bozos who reported my question "Let me tell you what "Like a Virgin" is about" obviously haven't. Next time, view the category the question is in. Fools. Now get outta here.

Here's to the people who have seen Revervoir Dogs. What's your favourite quote in the film?

Here's the script: /www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/reservoir.shtml

Answer 1

Damn you Noezzelle, now I´ll be singing "Magic carpet ride" the whole day long again!

Answer 2

MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE
No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's
really sensitive--
(...)

MR. PINK
It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE
Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big @ss hit for Madonna. Sh*t, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops sh*t, and I've at least heard of "True Blue."

MR. ORANGE
Look, @sshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.

MR. PINK
Hey, f*ck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.

Answer 3

- Mr. Pink: How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.
- Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!
- Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
- Mr. Pink: Yeah that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. All right look if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, do you wanna trade?

Answer 4

Amazing...I just watched the damn thing last week and I can't remember verbatim the quote, but it's the one when Michael Madsen is torturing the cop...something like "I'm going to do it for the f'g fun of it"...I know that's wrong, but it's my favorite scene (bet it's everyone's actually) in the movie...

Answer 5

Yes,I've seen it-superb film. I don't know any quotes,but my favourite part is the scene where 'Stuck in the middle with you' is playing-totally horrible!

Answer 6

Mr Blonde has all the good lines.

You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's gonna start cryin'!

Eddie, if you don't stop talking like a b*tch, I'm gonna slap you like a b*tch!

......I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop........All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.

Answer 7

I liked Michael Marsden cutting that guys ear off to 'stuck in the middle with you'.

Answer 8

The end

Answer 9

I haven't seen it.
Do they really throw dogs in the reservoir? In sacks?
That's just cruel. Consider yourself reported. And report to my office for punishment.

Answer 10

Personally, I thoroughly enjoyed all that unintelligible mumbo jumbo mumbling that Mr. Benecio entertained us with.

Answer 11

'Stop pointing that fuckin' gun at my dad!'
'You're a big Lee Marvin fan'
'You get fries with that?' 'Yeah. I had them already.'
'Where's the commode in this dungeon?'
'You know what this is? It's the worlds smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.'
And my fave 'Is it bad?' 'As opposed to good?'