You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth...?

Question

...and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?

Answer 1

Buy the best largest high definition panoramic plasma screen to enjoy the show.

PS: 5 millions is not enough to buy a seat in any rocket or shuttle unfortunately.

Answer 2

Try to "Buy" some Time!...I mean, if they've got 2 Days before Killing Us...They might as well blend in with Civilians & get some Human-Being Souveniers - instead of just Blowing them Up!?

But, Most of the Cash would be spent on trying to "Buy" my way off this Planet!

Answer 3

Spend every last penny of it on limo rides and chocolate ice cream.

That or donate it to the military to fund a way to figure out how to blow the aliens up first. But the chocolate ice cream is tempting, ain't it?

Answer 4

I'd invest it in the militaries of the world. We've got lots of things that go bang. There's a good chance that we'd survive an invasion and the only things that would be guarunteed to be left standing would be the militaries.

So now to think of what I'd do with BIL$200......... hmmmm

Answer 5

try to bribe the aliens to not to do so!!!
if they are not agreeing
will buy the best weapons and try to blow the crap out of them in remaining 2 days!!!
and hope to win :)

Answer 6

Enjoy my last 2 days with my family and friends

Answer 7

Try to answer as many questions on Yahoo for the extra 2pts!

Answer 8

Buy the space shuttle, Fill it with seeds, fertile dirt, and lots of food and drink.

Answer 9

I would give them the 5 mil, if they promise to go away, and never come back

Answer 10

i would throw the aliens a helluva goin away party !
as long as they agreed to leave right afterwards.........or if they stayed , they would have to behave .........and absolutely no puking in the house !

cheers !