2006-07-31 20:01:50 · 31 answers · asked by vikash p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
quit thinkin about weird **** like that and you might not have to "make" one.
2006-07-31 20:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by The Answerer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some pillows and lay them out on a bed in a body shape, then get a hollowed out melon to use as a replacement vagina. print out a face on a piece of A4 paper and use bags stuffed with instant jelly (do not make the jelly, use it staight from the pack) stuff them in a bra and hey presto! instant girlfriend! just don't show her to your mates! Also if you put your hand out of a car window at 60mph or higher and grope the wind very softly it feels like a breast! haha!
2006-08-01 03:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by Knoxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the movie Weird Science
2006-08-01 03:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by Teslajuliet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's the recipe:
2 parts boob
1 part vag
1/2 serving of brain
1/4 serving of mouth - be careful not to put too much
Bake until tan and serve with topping of soft skin and silky hair. A definite crowd favorite. You'll have your friends drooling.
2006-08-01 03:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you need a female egg to join a male's sperm. Once they join and fertilize, a fetus will develop. Years later, this fetus may become a "girlfriend" to a boy or girl.
2006-08-01 03:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Process - 1
Take good quality clay.
Make an idol of sexy girl of your choice.
Contact Adam to find out how to make the idol live.
2. Process - 2
Contact all the girls in your neighbourhood
Be nice to them
Ask for date
Propose to be friend
Propose to be your girlfriend
3. Contact dating service
2006-08-01 03:11:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ignore those foolish answers about Weird Science... There is a much better way.
Watch Frankestein! But make sure to dig out woman parts...
2006-08-01 03:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by kaustikos1981 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The easiest way is to make yourself a girlfriend by getting the operation. snip snip
2006-08-01 03:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean how to get one? Okay... Here's what you can do... Be nice to her, greet her whenever she passes by or just simply smile at her... If she still ignores you for the last two weeks, maybe she doesn't like you or maybe she's taken... But if she tries to talk to you and smiles back at you, it means she likes you... But be sure to pick the right girl!
2006-08-01 03:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by `| ..bheiibhiie love.. | 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the video store and rent the classic, "The Bride of Frankenstien"
2006-08-01 03:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by Ernesto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever hear of mail order bride? I think your probably a prime candidate for the program
2006-08-01 03:05:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋