Quotes from The Devil Wears Prada (courtesy of imdb.com)
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Miranda Priestly: The details of your incompetence do not interest me.
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Miranda Priestly: I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment.
Emily: I know, I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm...
Miranda Priestly: The details of your incompetance do not interest me. Tell Simone I'm not going to prove that girl she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiling; she sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. And RSVP yes to Michael Kors' party, I want the driver to drop me off at 9.30 and pick me up at 9.45 sharp. Then call Natalie at Gloria's Foods and tell her no, for the 40th time, no, I don't want dacquoise, I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent/teacher conference at Dalton is tonight. Then call my husband. Ask him to please meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Masima. Also, tell Richard I saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they're all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. Also I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover.
[seeing Andy]
Miranda Priestly: Who is that?
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Nigel: You bet your size 6 ***!
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Andy Sachs: [after Emily explained to her no to go upstairs in Miranda's house] I went upstairs.
Emily: [Angry] You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her and have her read you a bedtime story?
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Miranda Priestly: Yes, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.
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Andy Sachs: Doesn't anybody eat around here?
Nigel: Not since two is the new four and zero is the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Aha, the new fourteen.
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Emily: It's no fair though, I mean you eat carbs!
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Emily: Andrea, Runway is fashion magazine, an interest in fashion is crucial.
Andy Sachs: What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?
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Miranda Priestly: [last lines]
Miranda Priestly: Go!
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Nigel: You are in desperate need of Chanel.
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Emily: [to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's!
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[rushing out the door to accomplish an impossible task for Miranda]
Andy Sachs: Wish me luck!
Emily: No. Shan't.
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Miranda Priestly: Bore someone else with your questions.
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Miranda Priestly: I need 15 skirts from Calvin Klein...
Andy Sachs: what kind of skirts?
Miranda Priestly: ...please bore someone else with your... questions.
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Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh don't be silly, EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*
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Emily: A million girls would kill for this job.
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Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.
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Nate: I don't care if you were pole-dancing, as long as you did it with some integrety!
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Andy Sachs: You look so skinny!
Emily: Really? Thanks. I'm on this new diet for Paris. I don't eat anything... and then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese.
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James Holt: [Andy approaches at the party to get the top secret dress] So you're the new Emily.
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Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily... Emily... Emily...
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.
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Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.
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[Andy is on the phone taking a message]
Andy Sachs: Can you spell 'Gabbana'?
[person on the other line hangs up]
Andy Sachs: I guess not...
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[At the "Urban Jungle" fashion shoot, talking to Andy]
Nigel: Don't make me feed you to one of the models.
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[repeated line]
Miranda Priestly: That's all.
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Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.
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Lilly: [stroking a Mark Jacobs bag] And it's pretty!
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Nigel: Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.
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Christian Thompson: Je suis tres désolé.
Andy Sachs: You're not désolé.
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Nigel: [talking about Andy] Who is this *sad* little person? Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about?
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Miranda Priestly: Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.
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2006-08-01 02:44:57
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