Give me your best joke, funny story, embarrasing moment, that you thought was the funniest thing you've ever heard.
Best answer get the 10 points and a little respect.
2006-07-31 18:53:28 · 5 answers · asked by Talamascaa 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Two years ago I was in a play where I got flipped in the air and one rehearsal, I farted. My flip was taken out of the show.
2006-07-31 19:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by ronron2021 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as
He is stumbling back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and
Approaches
"Can I help you sir?", the officer asks politely.
Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you
Saw it?"
It wasss... On the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood"
Is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man,
Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch
And without missing a beat, blurts out.........
Oh my God ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!
2006-08-02 00:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last month, I got sniped by a spider....on my butt. When I went to the hospital, the most beautiful man EVER was my doctor. 2 days ago, I had to go to the same doctor, with another spider bite but on the other butt cheek. I want to die.
2006-08-01 02:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe... see if this makes you smile...
With all the Negotiations going on in the world right now I just read something...
Mark Twain said, “Negotiation is just saying 'Nice Doggie' until you can find a rock”.
Hey, it made me smile and I am very cynical.
2006-08-01 02:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by CTM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so this bozo cut me off going to work this morning, so i got out of my car and just started bashing his head in with a baseball bat! i mean, can you believe the nerve of some people?!?!
2006-08-01 23:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ivan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋