white trash and proud?

Question

i know some of you think white trash is a racist term. but how many of you are white trash and proud of it? tell me your funny stories that make you think your white trash. i wouldnt say im proud it but i am poor, everytime i use my microwave all the power in the house goes off. i live in a red neck trashy neighborhood, i have a pit bull, i shop at wal mart, so my question is can you tell me your white trash stories? the funnier the better

Answer 1

Too funny...I thought my house was the only one where you have to turn everything else off to use the microwave or dishwasher. I live in "Clintontucky" and i too, have a pit bull. We are so white trash, we have our bbq`s in the front yard, and shop at "Family Dollar"

Answer 2

I think my family has white trash moments but I wouldn't call myself white trash. I can't think of any great stories but here are some decent ones. I have family who live in the 909. If you're from California, you'll get that. When I was 16 I got my parents car which was older than my sister (the car was just a couple years younger than I was. I had a carseat in that car). We called it putt-putt. My grandpa used to have cars all over his property that didn't work and the one car that worked barely ran. That's all I can think of for now.

Answer 3

Ok. Here's mine and I'm really ashamed. Just so you know ahead of time.
I logged onto Google Earth and found a satellite/aerial photo of the neighborhood I grew up in and some of my family who will go nameless still reside in and I was having a hard time figuring which house was ours and then I realized you could tell by the 3 CARS ON BLOCKS IN THE YARD which are apparently visible from space!!

Answer 4

i wouldn't exactly call myself "white trash". i think the term "white trash" refers to white people that are nasty, skanky, and crackheads. i prefer to be called a redneck or country bumkin lol. but anyway, i LOVE wal mart, i live in the sticks, i throw a breaker when i blow dry my hair, i have a rottweiler, my husband works in the oil field, we own 2 wrecked trucks, and our house just fell off it's stilts! and hell yeah i'm still proud because my redneck husband loves me more than anything in this world and you can't find a good ol country boy like that in the city.

Answer 5

lol I don't consider myself white trash but when we had a large storm here last week that knocked out our power and did lots of property damage the local news came to report in front of our house and I thought you know they only interview white trash after a storm.

Answer 6

Well at Thanksgiving we took out our brand new snowmobiles cross the pond, they broke thru, tried pulling them out with the wood truck, buried that, friends came over with mud bog trucks, lost them too, Nieghbor came with his tractor & wench, took a whole day to get all everything unstuck. We all come back and drank beer & venison that had been poached the night before...Did I mention the four dogs?

Answer 7

Just because you are poor and white, that doesn't make you trash. When someone says "plain white trash" I think of John and Robt Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.

Answer 8

I sometimes smell my shirts to find the ones most suitable to wear.

Sometimes I turn my shirts inside out to wear for another day.

I live in a 44 foot trailor.

I have a rottweiler and a bulldog.

I am fat and have a brutish beard.



I have gotten drunk enough on many occasions and not remembered the night before.

I woke up one morning with no underwear, I have no idea where they went, but I am certain I had them on before I left the house the night before.

I passed out in my yard a few times to wake up to my boss dragging me off to work.

I invest in collectible theme plates from tv and expect to hit it big one day.

Coon and possum meet tastes awfully darn goods.

I drive a monster beat up ford.

I've done more fat girls than most guys have jacked it off before.

The day my cousin and I got married I banged my prize winning sheep.

Our childeren go bahhhh.

I made a home made jet plane out of a barrel, angle iron, gunpowder, wood, and bet sheets. It was my wife's last flight.

I can drink domestic beer from dusk till dawn.

I do big business in flee markets and yard sales.

I make the kids do all the chores.

I put the hurtin on my sheep last night.

When my kids are bad I lock em in the chicken pen.

I squeeze out tobacco from my cig butts and re-roll it to save money.

My dog lost a leg last time I ran him over.

Answer 9

You might be a redneck.
Not white trash, there's a difference.
I was mowing my grass last month, and found a car.
I didn't recognize it.
My kids won't throw rocks at MY house.

Answer 10

Not white trash. Whit trash is the rich people who supress the poor people. Do you know that they plan keep the focus off of them by turning minority groups against each other ( including poor white people ) .