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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

2006-07-31 17:14:19 · 16 answers · asked by Olivia 4 in Politics & Government Politics

16 answers

Here's one from Clinton:

"Thanks for the poncho."
President Clinton said this when he was presented with the Romanian tri-color flag during his visit in July. The flag did have a head-sized hole in the middle... But flags with the centers ripped out are the norm in Romania these days. With holes where the hated communist emblem used to be, such flags symbolize the 1989 anti-Communist revolt that led to the establishment of democracy. Shouldn't our President KNOW this??
Associated Press 8/27/97

2006-07-31 17:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Groucho Marx: i might never belong to a club that should have somebody like me for a member. Dorothy Parker: adult adult males do no longer make passes at ladies that placed on glasses. John Lennon: might the human beings interior the extra decrease priced seats clap your arms? And something of you, basically rattle your rings. Customs: Do you have something to declare, Mr. Wilde? Oscar Wilde: in basic terms my genius. Mugger: your cash or your life. Jack Benny: ... Mugger: properly? Jack Benny: i'm thinking, i'm thinking! Richard J. Daley: The policeman isn't there to create illness. THe policeman is there to maintain illness. Richard J. Daley: you need to vote early and vote often. Woody Allen: what's incorrect with masturbation? it is intercourse with somebody i like.

2016-11-03 10:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think it's almost as good as " I voted for it before I voted against it" " I invented the internet" "Eaaaaaahhhh-aaaaggggh!!!" and "AHHY did NAAAGHT have sex-SHUUL realAAY-shuns with that wumin" ...from the best and brightest of the DNC

2006-07-31 17:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by R J 7 · 0 0

I think we wouldn't have so many enemies, if Bush wasn't president.

2006-07-31 17:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy L 4 · 0 0

One of a billion Bushisms

2006-07-31 17:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was either a misstatement or he was referring to the acrid political environment in this country.

2006-07-31 17:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Will 6 · 0 0

With sucha K-nob running your country - what chance do you really have.

Lucky you're really only a Zionist puppet state

2006-07-31 17:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by Guru BoB 3 · 0 0

Freudian slip.

2006-07-31 17:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by Agenda Dog 2 · 0 0

That one is a classic but I think he just messed up or did he.

2006-07-31 17:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great, so Bush's speech-writers are idiots too.

2006-07-31 17:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by Sahara 4 · 0 0

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