Hey people did you know that this is the most functional word in the English language???

Question

Well it's sh*t,yeah thats right sh*t
You can get sh*t faced,be sh*t otta luck
With a little effort,you can get your sh*t together
Or be asked to sh*t,or get off the pot
You can smoke sh*t,buy sh*t,sell sh*t,,loose sh*t,find sh*t,forget sh*t.
And tell others to eat sh*t.
Some people know there sh*t.
While others don't know the difference between sh*t and shineola.
You can throw sh*t,sling sh*t,catch sh*t,shoot the sh*t,or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You give a sh*t,or serve sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh*t
Or be happier than a pig in sh*t
Some days are colder than sh*t
Some days are hotter than sh*t
Some days are just plain sh*tty
You can have too much sh*t,not enough sh*t
The right sh*t,the wrong sh*t,or alot of really weird sh*t
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t
Other times you fall into a bucket of sh*t
And come out smelling like a rose
And remember once you know your sh*t
You don't need to know anthing else


Thank You

Answer 1

you should turn that into a song
it'll be the sh*t

Answer 2

Actually 2 of the most functionals words in english were written at the end of your message: THANK YOU.
But the other, one of the most functionals is PLEASE
Why? Because you open the world itself and with those words you can get almost anything!

Answer 3

JUST LIKE PACKING 10 POUNDS OF SH*T INTO A FIVE POUND BAG.

Answer 4

May be one of the most functional word.

Answer 5

This obviously has been preying upon your mind for awhile, hasn't it? Feel better now? I didn't get into it, since I've read this one before.

Answer 6

thats good sh*t. I sh*t you not.

Answer 7

Yes it is an every day word

Answer 8

wow......there is a lot of sh*t there

thanks for enlightening me!

Answer 9

well sh*t

Answer 10

well sh*t