2006-07-31 17:06:06 · 25 answers · asked by Jason 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
Wake her up with an orgasm
2006-07-31 17:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Christina B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever it is, your GF probably won't find it that funny. Unless you want to be an EX in the morning, I'd think twice about it.
2006-07-31 17:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superglue her shoes to the floor urmsuper glue her hand to her self urm put tooth paste in her shoes urm wake her up and say what u said sumfen like hit me urmput ketchup all over here and wake her up and say gee look a udont look good urmput salt allover her bed before she sleeps urm doit again whehn shes asleep urm mustard tooth paste ketchup and sald dressing and onions and tomatoes and carrots and mic it together and putit on her softly and quietly please after u super glue her hands to her slef that way she cant hit u ok im done
2006-07-31 17:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put her hand in a bowl of warm water or put shaving cream in her hand then tickle her nose w/a feather.
That's the best I can come up with, w/a bloody nose
2006-07-31 17:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by grrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk loudly (in your make-believe sleep)
say things that you know she will hear that you would never say outloud in front of her ie: 'I love it when you tickle my balls, baby'
or 'giddy up my lil pony'. Jus funny things to make her go 'huh'?
like ' oh, Steve'
2006-07-31 17:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tease her until she wakes up then pretend that you're asleep :P
Btw what the hell is a WV Surprise?
2006-07-31 17:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by FunnyGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Question!
Shave her eyebrow. Crazy glue her hands to her sides.
2006-07-31 17:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by jimjones3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i woke up one morning to my husband putting his penis into my ear. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I would not wake up so he was trying to do something funny to wake me up.
2006-07-31 17:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put her hand in a bowl of warm water.
2006-07-31 17:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by stringfellow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well as long as she wont get mad....
you should put the lamp under her haead and put the pillow where the lamp should be..she will wake up and you tell her she did it in her sleep...she will think she is insane!
2006-07-31 17:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by Pinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flip her over and give her the WV surprise.
2006-07-31 17:09:24 · answer #11 · answered by jc20155 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋