i will give you 10 points for the one that can tell me a funny story.?

Question

the first one to make me bust up laughing gets 10 points.

1...2...3...GO

Answer 1

The funny story here is......George W. Bush became the President of the USA.

That's it. :-)

Answer 2

This is a true story


hm....

"I was at a fall out boy concert
And was in the front row
and kept asking them to play Dance Dance
And when they finally did
I was so excited I went home
head butted my dog
and kicked my mom in the throat"

-fall out boy fan
wrote this on the Q and A



And this one time
me and my friend were filming a video about a frog named frank
and like..frank was in a hole
and my friend was bent over positioning him
and I was standing behind her filming with the camera
and my brothers friend came into the yard
and was like..uhh hey is your bro here
and im like HEY! no! he isnt
and turned around and went back to filming
and my brothers friend left




And one time....I my dog and me were running and she totally like...broke my nose cos we hit each other head on

Answer 3

This was when my oldest son, Brian, was 2. He pooped in his potty chair for the first time. Shortly after, he answered the telephone. Instead of saying "Hello", he said "Poop come out of my butt".

The caller hung up.

Answer 4

I had a fried that got a chihuahua dog the other week, even after i told him not to.

anyway, were were walking it inside the avocado mangrove and suddenly WOOSH!

a hawk carried it off into the sky.
and that was the last of snappy.(the dog)