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my friend lost his grizzly bear. it hasnt been found yet, and we're getting very worried about him. his name is rex and has been known to be tempermental. if anyone has any information about his whereabouts, it would be greatly appreciated

2006-07-31 16:54:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

13 answers

Scott,

Latest report heard,
Rex having a feast,
near the Canadian border.

That was about 7 hours ago.

Quite baffled as we've found
no spoor at all - I mean, nothing
at all.

We have had no witness reports
either, so again, quite baffled.

Wait, a report just in:

"Rex last seen at the
market, chasing 'Bull',
no luck as yet, but scenario
is fluctuating -- will get back
to you at 0900 hours tomorrow."
cited by WSJ (Wall Street Journal).

What a relief, Rex is on sight,
so patience is called for the
moment.

Will check back tomorrow at 0900 hrs.

Over and out.

2006-07-31 17:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by vim 5 · 0 4

Check Montana

2006-07-31 16:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by designer_bunnie 3 · 0 0

After the 2 of you crackheads get off your high...you wouldn't be talking about grizzlies anymore....you were actually referring to that big @ss hairy ho the 2 of you did!!!! And she ain't coming back, she stole all your crack money!!!!

2006-07-31 17:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by M 4 · 0 0

Dude, Rex just ate my dog. I'm so suing your a$$. Oh, and I neutered Rex with a pair of barbeque tongs. Hope you don't mind. He was looking at the other dog with lust in his eye...either that or it was gas...nope...it was lust...okay, you owe me 2 new dogs, just so we're clear...*picking up shreds o' dogs*

2006-07-31 16:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4 · 0 0

I think he is in the woods in front of my house. I am too scared to let my Chihuahuas out. Please tell him to come get him. He is in the 100 Acre Chihuahua Woods in Chihuahuaville, USA!

2006-07-31 17:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

look for your bear in woods and in trees. where ever you live take a drive through your block and see if it on trees

2006-07-31 16:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by christine k 2 · 0 0

LOOK he came to my house and i put him to bed 4 the nite. SO DONT worrie ok?

2006-07-31 17:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

check yellowstone national park

2006-07-31 16:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by shar71vette 5 · 0 0

yes i saw him he was running down madison avenue after scarlett johansson poor girl...

2006-07-31 16:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

try the forest or a dump

2006-07-31 16:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by Laura B 4 · 0 0

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