My husband says PMS stands for Pete Must Suffer. His name is Pete. I make sure he suffers every month....lol. Any other humurous things that PMS can stand for?
(Please, no need for harsh defensive comments from PMS sufferers. I deal with PMS every month and I know it's not a joke to have to live with it....but cut me a break....this is just all in fun.)
2006-07-31 16:52:06 · 16 answers · asked by pet stylist 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Lol...Possible Murder Suspect...I love that one!
2006-07-31 17:07:12 · update #1
Pretty Mental Sister....another good one.
2006-07-31 17:08:55 · update #2
To "big Me"...
How imaginative. It looks like you might be a writer. If not...you should be. Your little story was "Pretty Mushy Stuff".
2006-07-31 17:29:59 · update #3
1. Pass My Shotgun
2.Psychotic Mood Shift
3.Perpetual Munching Spree
4.Puffy Mid-Section
5.People Make me Sick
6.Provide Me with Sweets
7.Pardon My Sobbing
8.Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
14. Putting up with Men's Sh*t
15. Punishing My Spouse
I know how you feel, I go through the same thing every month! It's either joke about life or go mad.
2006-07-31 17:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by welches_grape_jelly 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
PMS is like an Everlasting Gobstopper, changing flavor over time, becoming something new. So at the start of a relationship, when a young man named Pete has arranged for a surprise night of candleit romance, only to find that he has been intercepted by her monthly roadblock, PMS may be referred to as 'Pre-Marital Shutout'. But any loving couple overcomes such an obstacle, to have many other candelit romances more expertly timed. And as time progresses, Pete attempts to be empathetic and helpful, to make the monthly cycle a time of 'Precious Moments Shared' with offerings of 'Pete Massages Sensuously' and tubs of "Pistachio Mocha Sundae', only to be confronted with fickle hostilities and flashes of temper. He begins to dread each month's 'Pretty Messy Situation', and to avoid "Pete's Maniacal Spouse." The years pass, and after too often answering "Why do you leave the house for days at a time, Daddy?" with "Pressing Matters, Son," Pete realizes the love that was his Everlasting Gobstopper has soured. He heads for the closet and his suitcase, having resigned himself to the final flavor being 'Pack My ****.' Alas, the whole affair was a "Prophetic Monstrous Stop" on a long "Perilous Madcap Spiral". :)
2006-07-31 17:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by big Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Putting up with my S**T!
2) Part of Mental Society
3) Permission to Murder Someone
4) Perminent Mood Swings
5) Postal Mom Shoots
6) Possible Murder Suspect
2006-07-31 17:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pop Midol Soon, Pissed Mad Suffering, Packing My Stuff, Pass Me Sweets, Pi§ed Mom Slaps
2006-07-31 16:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick more squabbles
Punishment makes sense
Please men shutup
Please mute sons-of-bitches
Punish moronic/more suckers
Push men (off) stairs
Ok.. I guess those are pretty lame. Pete Must Suffer. ha ha
2006-07-31 17:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by bebeeangeldust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMS(Pretty Mental Sister) Whenever i get it I am an emotional Yo-Yo. And heaven forbid anyone get in my way or say the wrong thing, i freak out, lol.
2006-07-31 16:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by TR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMS: Promise Me Somthing...and then I'll be nice
PMS: Pardon My Smell LOL
2006-07-31 16:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by lilmizzerica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the day previous whilst i grew to become into singing interior the bathe. I accidently bumped my head. I felt this way of fool so i ran out the bathe bare. at present im going to attempt to grin because of the fact it makes me sense stable. those days too I certainly have been tormented by forgetfulness so i wait what grew to become into i asserting oh yeah to purpose and forget approximately it. Im now going to bathe who's is going to connect me????
2016-12-11 04:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one: I have PMS and ESP; that makes me a bltch that knows everything!
Primarily Men Suck!
2006-07-31 16:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by janmarbol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...My girls used to refer to it as "poor Mommy suffers"
2006-07-31 16:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by werk2much2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋