2006-07-31 15:29:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Spare the rod spoil the Monkey.
2006-07-31 15:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by O'Shea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but remember you have to have a good reason. Your monkey can get really mad at you if you spank him without and good reason. I would suggest coming up with some good reasons to explain yourself to your monkey. Try training your monkey to do some tricks. Just don't upset your monkey too much, and don't make him too happy either. Remember... monkeys have tempers and they can SPIT back at you. Think about it. You wouldn't want to have to try and explain why you have MONKEY SPIT on you if your mom walked in would you???
2006-07-31 15:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by nitramgm2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, when monkey's bad, monkey gets spanked. End of story.
2006-07-31 15:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Captain S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not okay if your monkey's really small. But if your monkey's a baboon, gorilla or King Kong, you MAY, CAN, SHOULD, MUST spank it. It's affection in monkey language. Go ahead and spank it.
2006-07-31 15:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by citrusy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good god man, yes. If you don't you'll go insane. Unless of course you get paid to have sex with attractive women. If you're like the rest of us it is one of the funnest and healthiest things you'll ever do. Spank away. A few rules though:
- If your significant other ever catches you just tell them you were thinking about them.
- Never do it when your in-laws are in the same house.
- Don't forget lubricant or you might rub yourself raw.
- Don't ever think of Rosie O'Donnell while you do it. It won't work that way.
2006-07-31 16:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by mayorofsteveville2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You may not spank my monkey. Get your own monkey to spank.
2006-07-31 15:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by alibababbb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay until Animal Services becomes concerned... and takes the monkey away from you, and releases it into the wild.
As for masturbation, its perfectly okay and very healthy for you.
2006-07-31 15:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by jelzinga95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its ok to flog the dolphin or punch the clown.
2006-07-31 15:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes sir it is.
2006-07-31 15:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by J.M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup
2006-07-31 15:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋