it is really hot were i live and i decided to stand in front of a fan. the breeze blowing on my wang gave me an erection and my penis went into the fan. now my penis is black and purple and will not go down.
2006-07-31 13:57:48 · 30 answers · asked by r3st 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I'd wipe the fan with disinfectant for a start...
2006-07-31 14:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by phantasy_one 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats a nice visual. I can't bring myself to believe that your penis went into the fan because the gaps are usually really small, but maybe I'm wrong? LOL
2006-07-31 21:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by Carrie! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive hear of getting it stuck in your zipper of your pants before but I've never heard of getting it cought in a fan before.
2006-07-31 21:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by jojo1967 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l'm really sorry, l don't mean to laugh,l am just trying to imagine how you did it.Really l do hope that you are not in to much pain.You should go to the doctors just incase. You are just going to have to put your pride aside for this one.Hope everything turns out alright for you.
2006-07-31 21:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to think of something really disgusting to get it down. And if it starts to swell put some on ice on it.
2006-07-31 21:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like its bruised, or contusion,. you are lucky it did not get chopped off, go see a Dr. and keep your "wang" away from the fan blades
2006-07-31 21:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have what's known as a Priapism. You need to go to the ER. Seek medical attention immeadiatly.
2006-07-31 21:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by seth22rr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so i guess the bunnie wasn't enough for you, you had to go after the fan too? man, your girlfriend must be really ugly or bad in bed
2006-07-31 21:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by kevinsk_baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can save the penis if you remove ya testicles! Than they won't keep ya embeded! LOL
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-31 21:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! What a picture LOL Cute story though........:))))) I guess you went from 12 inches down to 2 inches .......... lol next time opt for a/c and keep the wanger away. Hope it grows back :))
2006-07-31 21:00:44 · answer #10 · answered by shizzlechit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋