American Ghetto Vacations: Any White Families Interested?

Question

In order to promote diversity (or not), I'm thinking of setting up vacations for white families in American ghettos where you will spend the week in an actual ghetto household with a ghetto family. This will allow your family to learn the ghetto culture and see a different way of life. The proposed cost for me setting up all of the accomodations will be $2,000, a little bit more than the cost for your family to go to Disney World or Disneyland, but this will be no normal vacation. I have four destinations planned: Compton (South Central L.A.); Chicago (southside); Detroit (8 mile); and the South Bronx (Fort Apache). I cannot guarantee separate rooms, so you will have to bring sleeping bags. Other than that, I got it covered. Your stay will include one excellent barbeque. Otherwise, meals are not included. You will get to see at least one crime perpetrated as well (maybe even a drive-by). Please let me know if your family has any interest. Thank you. "HOLLA VACATIONS."

In response to some requests, yes, there will more than likely be plenty of Chronic a/k/a Ganja a/k/a Weed to smoke if your family is the progressive type.

Answer 1

wow, you've mastered the art of bringing people together!
Before this amazing travel offer ( as shown above) was advertised, i had no plans of ever going to America......but this really appears to be an inviting way to show visitors from other countries the true american culture and also allows them to be part of it by staying with one of these lovely ghetto familes and even sharing rooms with them in sleeping bags! OMG its just like a big loving sleep out....and as for the crimes and possible drive-by, wow, i just tingle at the thought, it would be just like being a part of Law and Order, NYPD Blue, Miami Vice, Life On The Streets, LA Law, CSI, Crime and Punishment, America Uncut and Exposed and a copious amount of other riverting american tv programs......... thank you HOLLA VACATIONS for bringing people together!
(btw, as for excellent BBQ, Im an aussie and i'll be the judge of what is classed excellent when it comes to BBQ....)

Answer 2

I love that you perpetuate the stereotype that there aren't any white people in the ghettos already. Perhaps that's why such a harmful stereotype persists?

Had you asked if any -affluent- families were interested, I'd say you've got a great plan going. I don't know of many who'd go for it, but I think that for the more prickish of the wealthy, it would be quite a healthy dose of reality.

Answer 3

Well considering most people would consider me white and I have lived in a ghetto or projects before, I'll jump on for a ride.

Answer 4

I don't think a whitey would last too long there. My car stalled on the south side of Chicago and the "residents" threw bottles at me from up above the expressway. No way I'd go back there...)(

Answer 5

LOL!!!! (if that's satirical) but i *like* how you think there aren't any white people in ghettoes...

say if i were to say the same thing except promoting "american suburbia vacations" for black people?? i'd get yelled at for racism from all sides!! seriously...

Answer 6

You bet, prepare your women for my pleasure! Not all people live in the burbs,Ahole And I like my steak medium rare. As for seeing a drive by, it's more fun to just hunt them down and look them in the eye then shot.

Answer 7

I just there are no White Ghettos vacations huh!

Answer 8

Racist. Stereotypes don't exist. White people CAN rap, Black people CAN get a good job, NOT ALL Mexicans are illegal immigrants, etc. etc. You should be ashamed.

Answer 9

I already live in the hood. im from atlanta, ga. thomasville projects. u forgot to put us on the list!

Answer 10

I have already taken one...not in any of the cities you mentioned though.