i need a free footlong
2006-07-31 13:26:33 · 21 answers · asked by chase b 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Tie a hot dog to the end of it.
2006-07-31 13:30:37 · answer #1 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its called jelq-ing. Jelq? What is jelq?
Jelq is a highly effective technique used to thicken the penis. It is a natural enlargement exercise used for centuries by Arabic men. It is a known fact that thousands of men jelq safely and naturally to increase the thickness of their penis.
How do I benefit from the penis jelq?
Jelqing, if done properly and regularly, will increase the thickness of your penis. It will also increase the size of the head of your penis. This is sometimes referred to as having a large mushroom head. Jelq has been proven to be the best, perhaps the only way to quickly and effectively thicken your penis.
Where can I find free instructions about how to jelq?
You may be able to find websites that provide free information about how to jelq. The problem is that these free jelq techniques may be harmful because they are inaccurate, incorrect, or incomplete.
Prior to jelqing or performing any penis enlargement exercise, the penis must be "warmed up" just like you would warm up or stretch before exercising to avoid injury. Free jelq instructions or free penis enlargement instructions may not explain how this is done.
If you are serious about increasing the size of your penis you want to be certain that you are performing the correct exercises that will provide you with fast maximum results.
Go to www.penilefitness.com As soon as you become a member you will be able to download the natural penis enlargement exercise program. The best thing is your satifaction with the program is 100% guaranteed! Your money is refunded if you are not satisfied. Support is also provided by the knowledgeable staff and other members. The message board forum allows members to share tips and techniques quickly and easily.
There are various tips and techniques such as the power jelq.
I greatly caution you about using jelqing free techniques that you may find on the Internet. They may cause injury, you may not get the results you are looking for, or you may not see any results at all. Why invest all the time and effort into a penis enlargement exercise technique if you are not certain about the credibility of the source of the information?
To be completely honest, I initially searched for free jelq and penis enlargement techniques on the Internet for my friend. I learned through www.penilefitness.com the dangers of using improper or incomplete jelqing or enlarging techniques.
2006-07-31 13:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by fUnKi BaBi 69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your penis will not grow that big unless your dad or someone in your family has one that big. Even then you'd have a small chance of having that gene! Your penis is simply tissue that absorbs blood when you get stimulated. It's not a muscle that you can flex or a plant you can water. Don't believe the hype of magic pills or excersises and for Godssakes keep it in your pants!
2006-07-31 13:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by sarah l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hun, a 16 yr old boy should be thinking of more then that. I know your hormones are going crazy, but come on!
By the way girls don't like guys that are that big.
2006-07-31 13:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thery are several ways to fool the dog, use a hot dog put pill inside and push into meat. the dog might take this. take some cheese wrap the pill in real tight like lunch style cheese and the dog might take. take a peirce of sauase and do same as hot dog she might take. Take a soft doggie treat and push down in she may take. thats all my ideas try some for her sake. good luck,
2016-03-16 09:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to?
It hurts the female, you can't hug or kiss when you're "at it" as you need to be too far away. you also have to be careful with your level of passion not to hurt the person you've having sex with.
Been there, done that - only ONCE, never again.
2006-07-31 13:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by lrad1952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it becomes a foot long, you have to marry a female donkey
2006-07-31 13:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by brilliant 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not touching that with 16 foot pole
2006-07-31 13:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by hawkeyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Age makes no difference. this remedy has been in family for years. Stretch with great vigor.
2006-07-31 13:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie it to a doorknob and slam the door.
Instant results.
No really don't.
2006-07-31 14:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why you wanted it to be soooo long? length doesn't make much different [ too long might hurt you gf ] but the staying power that count! i am sure you are not going to use it to scratch you back?
2006-07-31 13:52:48 · answer #11 · answered by ng 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋