well I was on my way home from work on my unicycle, when a naked oiled up midget ran in front of me and threw a cup of kool-aid on my clown costume. I chased him as fast as I could but I couldn't ride the unicycle very well, so I hopped off and started after him on foot. I reached in my back pocket and grabbed a papperoni pizza still in the box and sat down on the cliffside and started to eat it, I raised my hand up as the auctioneer was going to sell me a car for under 100 dollars. I had saved up all my paper route money and really wanted this car. I went on ahead and jumped into the swimming pool and met up with the wet midget and we laughed and joked about things we did earlier that day. I told him I wore a pair od tighty whities on my head and he told me he swung a cat by its tail and threw in on his grandma, he pulled out a baseball bat and swung it just as Chuck Norris would and he told me he learned it from a Tae-BO video his aunt watches every sunday
2006-07-31
13:03:23
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wow, it almost flows together exept for the mispellings
2006-07-31
13:05:08 ·
update #1