Why the h e l l can't men aim their urine INTO the toilet seat? My brothers and boyfriend can't seem to get a hang of it. I am sick of examining the toilet seat at a 75 degree angle in order to notice a sheen amount of p i s s. I have tried revenge (leaving a bloody tampon near the toilet) but it does not seem to work. Give me a GOOD reason why men can't pee into the toilet and perhaps I will be a little more tolerant.
2006-07-31 12:29:19 · 21 answers · asked by Rachelina 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
several of the answers contain part of the reason. First, a guy's dick is not like a sniper rifle. you need to take a shot first to calibrate it. If you see a splash, then ur in the ball park, other wise u must try again. Its a matter of successive approximations, actually, mostly u can hit the water with the first try. but there are factors:
1. you may be sleepy. That severely affects accuracy. and worse still if you dont turn on the lights and try to accquire the target by sound.
2. sometimes, as mentioned above, u get two streams, that really sucks, u got to stop and start over then, and ur almost guaranteed to get complained at for that one. No way to aviod trouble there.
3. sometimes ur dick is more firm than other times, that really affects the initial accracy a lot. very likely to hit the wall if very firm. And some guys develop curviture when firm, that just makes it even worse.
4. some men dribble when they begin to run out, that is probably the most common reason for missing, even if u got good target acquistion initiially. very hard to track a dribble into the water. might even hit ur shoes, or worse yet get a back trickle down the inside of ur pant leg and into ur sock.
2006-08-01 10:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by jimcmillan 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Pee On The Toilet Seat
2016-12-17 16:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rachel. I'm a guy who's temporarily visiting Canada after a seven year absence. I left on my sailboat in July of /98, and have spent the past five years in the Eastern Atlantic. My boat is now in Lagos, Portugal. Why am I mentioning that??
Well, although I prefer to be at anchor, I often have found myself in marinas in various ports in Europe. And so...often use marina washroom facilities. I'm frequently "pissed off" (no pun intended) at seeing just what you describe. And...one needn't think too long or hard to realize that "guys" DO sit on toilet seats as well from time-to-time. I rarely even bother looking; I just automatically pull off some toilet tissue and wipe the seat. So MY question is why would any member of the male species knowingly sit down on the remains of someone else's failed attempts at pissing thru the hole in the seat? After all...that ISN'T what the seat "hole" is designed for. So in answer to your question, I can only surmise that guys who DON'T lift the seat to pee are:
1. too lazy to lean over to lift it.
2. somehow thinking that it's a sign of manliness to leave their mark.
3. are slobs at home, and feel no compulsion to be
otherwise when in public.
Note that while in Lagos Marina, I entered a washroom cubicle as one of the marina security officers left it. I discovered the seat was liberally spattered with urine. And, that was done by an early middle-aged, and well-liked Portugese "family man". So, go figure, eh?
2006-07-31 13:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce C 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Usually they do, but when you have a steady stream of fluids dropping that far into a toilet with water in it you will get a little splash. There is also the split-stream. When you have 2 or more streams going at the same time in different directions. If they are too wide it is impossible to make them both go in. You just have to get the larger stream in and hope the smaller one doesn't get all over you!
2006-07-31 12:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by JAK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well when a man start to pee he some times he mess the Target
in til he get the aim in then when he done he shake it and all of that pee go flying every were on the toilet seat that why your toilet seat turn yellow all of the time .oh yes one more thing when he shake his pee-pee around that pee go flying every were even on the floor so when you go in the bath room on your bare feet just think of all of those germs that on your feet bye people peeing in the toilet and shakeing there pee-pee every were lol
have a great day
2006-07-31 12:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by little ace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really haven't seen much of men doing this. I on the other hand pee on toilet seats. I squat, not sit on public toilets. It goes wherever.
2016-03-16 09:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Men* in general don't pee on toilet seats. Slobs do. Remove the seat & hide it, bring it with ya when you need to go and they can p*ss wherever they want to.
I don't get the bloody tampon thing as a revenge. If you left it on the floor, maybe the guys thot you'd finally become a slob, too.
2006-07-31 14:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by Paul 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
100 pct Lazy. any man that can;t raise a light lid to piss should just sit down. otherwise, even if they live alone, they eventually need to sit on their own piss. i was surprised to read an article that 2/3 of men are now sitting to piss to avoid the splash on their shoes and everything else within 3 feet of the water. plus, you can piss without turning on the lights and keep your eyes closed at night. the peace that it gives Mom or wife will come back to you in every good way you can imagine just by doing one little thing. Think
2015-12-25 06:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by Ignitioner 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah come on, give us a break
and by the way, we don't care about bloody tampons near the toilet. it's not like we're touching it
and as for a solution, just yell a lot. women are scary when they're angry
2006-07-31 13:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
it doesent matter how straight they can fire off - when the pee hits the water in the toilet it always splashes pee water EVERYWHERE, seat, floor, the guys feet and legs, etc etc, you just cant see it unless you use a microscope?
2006-07-31 20:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋