2006-07-31 11:30:15 · 15 answers · asked by Lov'n IT! 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I have used "woman problems". Had an employee tell me she was going to a funeral for a fireman that had been killed on duty (was a very big deal, live in a small town, everyone knows everyone). Thing was, the funeral had been on the previous weekend. I guess they were going to exhume him and have another funeral....
2006-07-31 12:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I don't know if this is the best excuse, but I always use "the runs." You don't have to change your voice or even look sick for it to be true and nobody's going to ask you anything but "How are you feeling?" And unlike most other illnesses, you really can't be at your desk or in a classroom.
2006-07-31 11:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) I couldn't come in today because the voice told me to lock the door and prepare for armageddon.
2) Timmy won't let me out of the handcuffs until I tell him he's beautiful, strong and clever.
3) I have Alzheimer's. I don't know where I work, or how to get there.
4) I have bird flu, but I'm pretty sure I'm OK... and you folks should be fine at work -- I wiped down all the utensils I used yesterday at lunch with my handkerchief so they'd be clean, and put them back in the drawer.
5) I can't come into work today because of the wildfires. Don't know about them? Oh, don't worry, you will.
6) I can't come in today because you fired me... remember?
7) I can't come in today because that's when the bomb is supposed to go off.
8) I can't come in right now because I'm at the bank. Hang on a sec -- ALL RIGHT YOU *&^&*(^ IDIOTS!!! EVERYONE LIE DOWN ON THE *(*^(&^ FLOOR AND DON'T MAKE ANY *(*(&^ NOISE!!!
9) I can't come into work today because I have a note from my Doctor... Jack Kevorkian. In fact, you probably won't see me at work tomorrow either.
10) I can't come into work because we have to get ready for the product launch at my other job.
2006-07-31 11:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by Don M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hit two red lights on the way to work this morning and knew that was such a bad omen that I just had to go home, immediately. (I've heard this one.)
2006-07-31 11:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say that you were pooping, and you heard a huge plop in the water and tell them it was a pop can that fell outa your as s. it should work!
2006-07-31 11:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by jermaine f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to go to the Gyno
2006-07-31 11:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by amber_lauree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
"Grandmother in hospital"
"sick"
"my cat/dog died"
"Great aunts funeral"
"Sibling in hospital"
A lot.
2006-08-01 07:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by hollisterCali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick Child...nobody argues.
2006-07-31 11:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by keats27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://members.tripod.com/Madtbone/work.htm
2006-07-31 11:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you quit.
2006-07-31 11:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by somebody else 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋