So, it started when i found those nasty socks under my bed this morning. Boy did they stink, and i thought,"boy do they stink! this is a harbinger of events to come!"so, i put on my handy-dandy gas mask and stepped out of my room to face a potentially hazardous day. First thing i encountered was my dog, who farts a lot, and so i was like,"boy, the socks were right!" then to breakfast, and the cheese was all green and moldy in the fridge. Coincidence? i think not! then the doorbell rang.i stepped out onto my porch, and found myself face to face with the one and only George Bush, who reeked worse than the cheese.and he's like"you wanna fight?thanks to your stinky socks,my rich arab friends next door fled the country!"and i'm like,"GB,the pleasure is all mine"So,we fight,and of course he's good,but I'M better.i beat the kashizzles outta him,until he offers me all his shares in Exxon.then he asks me if he can borrow my ever-so-cool gas mask,and so i'm asking u guys:should i lend it to him?
2006-07-31 10:18:53 · 15 answers · asked by peakfreak 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I wouldn't lend it to him, do this instead: Use the clicker in your pocket to secretly call your farting dog. When the dog comes outside he'll smell Barney on Dubya and get so excited he'll start jumping around and, of course, farting. While Dubya is gagging on the dog farts (and you'll still have your rusty trusty gas mask on) pull his shirt over his head hockey-style and start feedin' him the shots. Then, when Dick Cheney jumps out of the limo and starts screaming like a little girl that someone is wailing on his bestest-ever-forever friend, sneak up behind him and reef his pants down around his ankles and push him on top of Dubya. Snap off a few pictures, print em off and turn em into postcards, and send them to the good people at Gunatanamo Bay.
2006-08-01 03:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M factory
she threw out all of the Ws
Q. How many Floridians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don't know for sure, they're still counting.
Why did the chicken cross the road???
So that he could distract you while Bush takes the gas mask off your head and runs away with it.
2006-07-31 10:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by outbaksean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way, don't lend it to him. If anything grab those socks and stuff them down him. I know it's cruel , but that guy deserves it.
Now if you want a real big laugh, take a look at about 8 - 10 minutes of this interview with Professor Steven Jones. It's a 45 minute video and well worth looking at, to its end. At the very least pass it on to those you care about.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2842384983834100001
2006-07-31 10:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Joe_Pardy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 definitely everyone seems to be stuch on a island with murderers. The murderer suggested "carry 10 end result and shove it up your butt and that i will enable you reside" the 1st guy or woman brings 10 apples, fails, and dies the 2nd guy or woman brings 10 pears, fails, and dies The third guy or woman brings 10 grapes and places 9 in. He has a million greater left and he laughs and the 9 grapes fall out. He have been given killed. In heaven, the two human beings asked him "why did you giggle?" the guy suggested "the subsequent guy or woman became bringing pineapples!" My accepted humorous tale of all time. in case you do no longer like it, pass on youtube and watch Dane prepare dinner's movies. he's a comedian. merely seek Dane prepare dinner. ok?
2016-10-01 07:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him the stinky socks, the dog that farts, and the moldy cheese than send him on his way. PEACE!
2006-07-31 10:34:13 · answer #5 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell no sister you give him a nice crack in the face and handy dandy what is this BluesClues? - lol The gas mask stays - you never know when your fartiing dog or your diirty sox get the better of you and speeaking of sox I hoped this answer rocked your sox
2006-07-31 10:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by chameli/bebo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELL NO! Let him suffer... Ya ever see that email that was floating around about how make-up does wonders? There was a before picture, which was a horse's ***, and the after was a picture of the ever so dumbfounded GB.
Let him smell himself!
2006-07-31 10:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by Baybee Gurrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the socks and cheese not to mention that farting dog are still in your house you gonna need it.
2006-07-31 10:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if your a conservative and if your a liberal I'm sure you wont which i already know George wont breath. Only way a lib can win a election
2006-07-31 10:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by motergradersam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That entire story was a gas. -_-
2 points.
2006-07-31 10:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by flod_prfekshun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋