and the entire time wearing my Tequila shirt. Have you seen me before?
2006-07-31 09:36:44 · 15 answers · asked by retarded_question_guy 1 in Sports ➔ Baseball
All wrong, but you've got promise. Here's what you need to do
Show up to the game drunk, or at least get drunk in the parking lot. It's too expensive inside. If you've got the guts you can sneak in a little alcohol to spike some less expensive drinks.
As for the pretzel, not my bag, Id go with Nachos. Pretzels are too dry and when you chew they come flying out of your mouth. Great look , but not enough taste. Nachos on the other hand are almost self lubricating and you can get a dry chip to get the same effect of the pretzel.
However your biggest mistake is walking around in a Tequila shirt. You need to stay in your seat wearing a shirt of the TV channel that is televising the game. Not only will you get more band by annoying the group around you for 2-3 hours, but you'll get maximum exposure on TV when they spot your shirt.
Good Luck.
2006-07-31 09:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by mageno 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, and I hope i never do. Drunks like you make going to sporting events an unpleasant experience. Why don't you just stay home and watch the game on television and give the world a break from your nonsense, or is it that you need the attention?
Chow!!
2006-07-31 16:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by No one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-07-31 16:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by nickster51875 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're an idiot. Do you do this at Shea Stadium? If so, you're probably the moron who got his teeth knocked out for stealing some guys shoe a few weeks ago.
2006-07-31 17:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by J-Far 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah because ive gone to every baseball game ever played
2006-07-31 16:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by Cam K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing your missing is a paper bag over your head...From a Pirate fan....
2006-07-31 16:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope & I know I would remember that. Didn't your mother teach you to chew with your moth closed!
2006-07-31 21:40:14 · answer #7 · answered by ~*~*~*Jenny Anne~*~*~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I have not but do not let me see you because I would pour an ice cold beer over your head!
2006-07-31 16:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We must be twins!! Because I do the same thing!!!
2006-07-31 16:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by Whiskeytangofoxtrot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grow up. Hope you aren't driving home.
2006-07-31 16:39:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋