You know you're a Chicano if...?

Question

Go ahead, finish this sentance. I won't get offended.

Answer 1

...if most every meal is served with refried beans.
...if you ever got spanked with a guarache.
...if you call all diapers "pampers".
...if you've ever been to a kids birthday party with more beer than presents.
...if you have at least one family member named Maria or Jose.
...if you know someone who pronounces pizza "peeksa".
...if you dye your hair at home and it turns orange (and you think it looks good).
...if you have an uncle who thinks its funny to watch a kid drink beer.
...if you have fit more than 10 people in your car.
...if you hide from the police even if you haven't done anything wrong.
...if you think graffiti tags are art.
...if you put tobasco sauce on everything.
...if you put rims on your hoopty '86 honda civic.
...if you've ever heard gunfire while at a birthday party.
...if you have a cow painted on the side of your dodge truck and have a saddle hanging from your rear view mirror.
...if your last name is painted on your truck's rear window in old english type.
...if you have at least one relative with 6 or more kids.
...if you have nieces and nephews who's grandparents can't pronounce their names correctly (Jonathan pronounced Yonatan)
...if you have more than one family living in your house (or garage, or basement).
...if you own anything with the likeness of the virgin of guadalupe or jesus.
...if your relatives actually take pride in their work and aren't ashamed of making $6 an hour.

Answer 2

You buy cases of fideo at the grocery store
You have a tall white candle with jesus' picture on it as a center piece.
You eat entrails and enjoy them

I can't think of any more good ones. You can thank my chicano husband for these, they are the only clean ones he could come up with.

Answer 3

you smell like tacos and all the woman in your family are 4 foot tall and named maria

or
you know your chicano when noone in your family has health insurance or a greencard

or when you spell sentence with an "a" in it hahahahaha sentance

Answer 4

If you have a little steering wheel in your car.
Know why Chicano's have little steering wheels in there car?
So they can drive with handcuffs on.
No offense meant man

Answer 5

when one 12 year old kid can run circles round an ivy league soccer team

Answer 6

you know a morra you call Flaca...and shes as big as a house..one you call the Shy Girl and shes all loud...and a vato you call Guero.....and hes dark...lol so true

Answer 7

shave your head, refuse to speak correct English, and either join with or tolerate gang-bangers.

Answer 8

.......you were born a USA citizen and don't know Spanish !