Will you insult me please?

Question

The person that makes me cry hardest gets 10 points.

I'm not going to report you. And you're going to have to try harder cause I'm just laughing.

Answer 1

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries... i fart in your general direction....

Ok, ok. So it was funnier when the snooty french guy yelled it from the tower in the Monty Python movie, and I doubt it'll make you cry.

Answer 2

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

Answer 3

You beg for attention and will take what ever kind you can get, even negative. You spend your nights alone in your room staring vainly at yourself in the mirror and sobbing about what you cant change. When you are around your friends you put on a smile for them all the time but only because you are scared you might start crying because if they really knew you you they would hate you and you would be alone. You are no real goals in life and will never graduate from a good collage because you just are not smart enough. You will always fall short.
And the sad thing it about this is that you will use these comments against other people in you life because you are not clever enough to think up some thing creative because you lack uniqueness. You are not special or loved by anybody because of all this.

Answer 4

You witless, pitiful, mouth breathing, semi-literate, imitation of a sentience. You may well be the poorest representation of intelligent life ever to waste air and space. You are not worth the pain of the mother who bore you. Your insolence fairly radiates. For example, this question is at once a vicious insult to all mankind, and a positive confirmation of your desperate ignorance. If I had no more to offer mankind than you do, I'd throw myself in front of a bus as a favor to the world. It would be the only redeeming gesture of which you're fully capable.

Answer 5

You are a beautiful wonderful gorgeous person!Seriously you are great!Yup,Best person i have ever met!!


Oh i wasn't talkin to you,,You are stupid miserable fat and have Lot's of insecurity problems,,Why don't you drag your fat *** somewhere else and do something useful? Instead of sitting here showing us how ****** pathetic and miserable you are by asking this lame @$$ question "Will you insult me please?"
What kinda stupid moron are you?? Do you get insulted all the time that it had gotten a part of your life? Or do you like people reminding you That you are an airhead and always will be?Just go away and be the loser that you are!!



Oh Hun i was just kidding!!Don't cry! Hehe

Answer 6

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye. Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

(You asked for it!)

Answer 7

is that a toupee?

with this question that you have u might as well commit suicide. because there is pain in your future. if your this stupid to ask people to insult you, then you must have a pretty sad life ahead of you. forget about love life. guys will take over your life and leave you in some alley to rot. maybe archaeologist will find you someday and won't bother looking at your history because your life was worth nothing.

10 points

Answer 8

Not only do you have a weird name and a weird question, but your grab for attention is a pathetic cry from a little girl trapped in the body of woman who doesn't know what she wants in life let alone how to get it.

Answer 9

wow your question is the best! but makin a person cry is not a good thing, but makin people laguh is my speciaity so but i just want 10 points, si im only askin for 10 points nothing else, well, uh...... im sorry 4 whatever happened to u, sad, or happy bye now

Answer 10

You are a lousy acrobat. Literally the worst person on earth to ever don a leotard and try and backflip off of a horse. Acro-crap. Thats right.

Answer 11

my puppy got hit by a truck today. he just a litle thing. brown and white spots. he was all happy chasing his ball, and he ran into the road. little did he know, the oncomming semi truck driver wasnt paying attention. 35 mph and 14 tons of cargo. his little body was crushed. half of his entrails were hanging fromthe bottom of the truck, hte other half spread across he road. he looked at me with his huge brown eyes and said "arfff" then he tried to crawl to me. but another truck came by and crushed his head. his brains were sprawled across the road. all he wanted to do was play with his best friend. but his life was shot down at the peak of his day, by an inconsiderate truck driver. the end.