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I have a big problem. It has been foretold thousands of years ago of my second coming. now that I am here, I am seen as a mental patient where ever I go and nobody believes that I am God in flesh. I was sent down from heaven as it is time for me to release you from your sins but you are all ignorant sheep and do not want me to save you. You go and pray in churches, mosques and temples of all sorts, you all pray for the same God, me, yet when I am here, you want to put me in an asylum. May the wrath of YOUR FATHER be upon you. What will happen next?

2006-07-31 09:29:15 · 12 answers · asked by Jesus in the flesh 1 in News & Events Current Events

12 answers

Point, Set, and Match.

2006-07-31 09:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by trafficer21 4 · 1 0

My first thought was to blast you with words like Blasphemer, and
anti Christ, but I have thought a few seconds and I have changed my mind.

I want you to know that I will pray for you. You have obviously suffered some kind of traumatic event in your life and you need long and serious mental health help.

Please go and seek it immediately.

2006-07-31 09:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by moonlight_is_harmonious_1 5 · 0 0

There will be mockers in the last days. But when the **** goes down. You'll be the first to cry out the name of Jesus!

2006-07-31 09:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tegghiaio Aldobrandi 3 · 0 0

God and jesus are two different people. God in the flesh is not God, so re-write your question.

2006-07-31 09:35:48 · answer #4 · answered by *me* 2 · 0 0

Well, since you're here, shouldn't the end of the world be happening. I guess we're in for the rise of the antichrist. Any clues who he is, so I won't go near him. Come on, please!

2006-07-31 09:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kats 5 · 0 0

if your crazy so am i . i think i am satan so i can relate to your frustrations people are scared of me and wont even talk to me .all they do is call me names and tell me to go to hell .well im home children this is hell welcome to my castle called earth .i have room for everyone and if i dont i get rid of them .its not god calling you home its me kicking you out of my house.i am trying out a new race so i guess war is necessary for my expiriment on a new more evil humanrace.havent you noticed the children today are even more evil than before.MUAHAAAAAA MUAHAAAAAA

2006-07-31 09:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by whiskeydog06 2 · 0 0

Blasphemy. Do not mock the Lord

2006-07-31 09:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by Eye of Innocence 7 · 0 0

Jesus warned us about people like you, falsely claiming to be Him. Jesus' return to earth will be like nothing we've ever seen before.

2006-07-31 15:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by celticwoman777 6 · 0 0

Ha ha!

2006-07-31 09:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you will be weighed and found very wanting

2006-07-31 09:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by ML 5 · 0 0

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