A serious poll about jokes!! Plz give that joke a point from 1(worst joke ever) to 10(I have crapped my pants)

Question

There was a man who had an extraordinary problem,
that he had a very long pen-nis (say 50 cm),
and at that time since there were no plastic surgents,
he looked for some magicians.. but there were no cure for that kinda problem,and only one magician offered cure for that,
which was a frog..
the magician said "there is a magic frog near the golden fountain,
if u purpose marriage and if she answers "NO", your instrument will get shorter..."
the man goes to the golden fountain and finds the frog,
Man gets closer and says"would u marry me??"
frog stops a moment and says "NO!" #^^%Ss?é*
A miracle.. his ***** gets 10 cm shorter, man decides to ask for a 2nd time, and the frog answers "NO" #+%{])&^*
Another miracle...,man not believing his eyes, thinks "30 cms is good.but if it were 20cm, both ladies and I'd be happier" thus tries for a 3rd time.. and this time frog says " Oh,that is the problem with males.U never give up... I said NO,NO,NO!!!" +{'%&***
SHE kills the frog....

I ALMOST FORGOT... FOR THE SAKE OF THE POLL DEFINE YOUR NATIONALITY!!!

Answer 1

Dude, it's bad.

Answer 2

10

Answer 3

6

Answer 4

7

Answer 5

Irish - 2. Would say 1 but I've heard worse. Just wasn't that funny... and yes I did get it.

Answer 6

I'm an INDIAN, and surely I didn't like this joke. U should try a better one. i would give u 5.

Answer 7

i'd give it an 8. that was like the funniest thing i've heard all day!
oh by the way i'm american

Answer 8

I would give it an 8, very funny!!!

Answer 9

1 american

Answer 10

2 - English - and was too long