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make me laugh ill give 10 points

2006-07-31 09:18:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I LIT A FIRE CRACKER AND THE STEM STARTED TO BURN QUICKLY SO I PANICKED AND ENDED UP THROWING THE LIGHTER INSTEAD OF THE FIRE CRACKER AND IT BLEW UP IN MY HAND... DON'T WORRY I STILL HAVE A PERFECTLY NORMAL HAND, WHICH IS WHY I CAN LOOK BACK ON IT AND LMAO!!

2006-07-31 09:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

Well the most stupidest thing I have ever done is let my mom marry a hillbilly from texas when she only knew him for like a week and he begged her to marry him. She lived in nevada and yeah so he was a hillbilly she wasn't so they didn't work out. Married for 5 years now divorced with a four year old little girl, My little sis. Half sis. WHAT A PAIN IN THE BUTT. Oh yeah I also hit a brand new white parked car on my bike. I was riding with my friend and my tire was wobly so I looked down and right when I looked back up there waws a flash of white and a loud bang but thank god I didn't fall off of my bike. I left a huge black line on the truck so it was bad but I can still laugh about it because it was about 3 months ago!!!

2006-07-31 16:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, both my boys were in high school on the football team last year. We were having a bad year. The just could not recruit many new players and we had not had winning seasons in years. We wanted to give them a pep rally against a notorious rival team after one of their practices. Our mascot had quit a couple of weeks before that. I borrowed the Bulldog mascot suit from the high school. I made a dummy football player of the other team and stuffed it. I took my boom box and had one one of the dads plug it in and have it ready. When practice was over and the coaches and team were coming off the field we started the music ( C&C music factorys Everybody dance now ). I came around the corner dancing in that Bulldog mascot outfit dragging the rival opponent behind me by a rope. The team froze in their steps then soon surrounded me. I held the dummy over my head as I danced and threw it on the ground and did a little dance on it till the stuffing started coming out. The team joined in and grabbed it and tore it apart. Several of the guys stepped forward and asked who I was while I danced. I did not answer. They thought I was the fella that quit lol. All of a sudden I heard in the background....thats not a guy....that bulldog has BOOBS! I died laughing inside the suit and finally took the head off. My sons were clueless that it was me. They just smiled and shook their heads. One of the coaches said now I know where you son gets all his moves on the field lol. It was a great time, a stupid moment, but one I will always remember in supporting our team through thick and thin. I was a former mascot myself! GO BULLDOGS!

2006-07-31 16:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by Donna B 2 · 0 0

There are way too many stupid things that I have done in my life, but a funny stupid? Well, I remember a time we walked from my house to the mall which was about a mile away, if that. We got there it was so hot we stopped at a kiosk and I slung my purse on the little counter and all the nicely stacked cups behind the kiosk went everywhere. I was so embarrased, but it was funny as stupid as it was.

2006-07-31 16:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry. It's not really funny, but feel free to laugh. I got off my ex boyfriends motorcycle too quickly and (sorry for the upcoming grossness) left a little calf skin behind. Still have an egg sized discoloration 10 years later and I messed up my perfect, now imperfect legs. Well, thank God for imperfections at least I can walk.

2006-07-31 16:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0 0

its not really funny, but i think the most stupid thing i ever did was to get romantically involved with an old friend, i know him since i was a teenager and i couldnt stand him then, and i absolutely hate myself now for being with him in that way, im not nor have i ever been attracted to him physically or mentally, but i was going through a really rough time in my life and he gave me the support that i needed, stupid huh?

2006-07-31 16:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by champagne 3 · 0 0

when i was little, my friend gave me a dare that i had to do, which was having me tied to a toddler car, so she pushed me down a large hill that was facing the woods, the car was going so fast, into the trees. well i hit a tree, the rope that had me tied was torn off, and i went flying up the tree hit a branch with my head, came back down and landed in a thorn bush....i got hurt pretty bad, but i still laugh about it today.

2006-07-31 16:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by cat 2 · 0 0

awesome question. i was friends with a big mouth in 6th grade and she spread about 20 untrue rumors about me. oh i was hanging upside down once and i spit and it went up my nose. it was stupid and disgusting. don't try that at home kids. was playing baseball and when i swung the was the boy of my dreams behind me and i accidentally hit him in the nuts. and his mom was the p.e. teacher. i regret that i didn't look before i swung. when my crush asked me out i didn't know what to do so i said i'll think about it. and he took it the wrong way and he has be avoiding me ever since. he thinks i hate him, but i don't. my friend's crush flirts with me at school and online, and he is my friend and my other friend is upset. i choose to talk to him cause i don't want to hurt his feelings cause his my friend. but i tell my friend what he says 2 me and she doesn't believe me and she thinks i make it up. i was running and a birdhouse hit me. i through up on my doctor.

but the stupidest thing i've ever done was falling into a garbage can at school, in front of people. i was laying down on a bench because i was tired. and my friend came up to me and scared me and i flipped out and tripped on a rock and landed in a garbage can. head first. there was probably 50 people there. and the news spread of course. so everybody knew about my garbage can incident.

it's hard to be glamorous.

2006-07-31 16:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had a crush on my junior high school teacher, and so did one of my best friends. I convinced her to pretend like she fell outside of his doorway and act like she twisted her knee just so he would come outside. She did it! I ran like an idiot because she really fell hard and I didn't want to get into trouble for putting her up to it. She was fine, I don't know if he came out or not. I still laugh.

2006-07-31 16:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by brandiwhine 4 · 0 0

Listening to Paris Hilton song 'Stars Are Blind'

2006-07-31 16:32:52 · answer #10 · answered by Setareh 5 · 0 0

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