I mean it.
2006-07-31 09:15:28 · 13 answers · asked by smilenbspecial 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
wow, you guys wouldn't know funny if it it you in the face :P
2006-07-31 09:22:08 · update #1
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2006-07-31 09:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do u knou why 6 is afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9:))
2006-07-31 16:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was midnight on the ocean
Not a streetcar was in sight
For it had been raining
All day that night
It was a summer day in winter
And snow was raining fast
As a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood sitting on the grass.
2006-07-31 16:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by Bob D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here's something funny! I use to work at a daycare, one day this little boy came to me and said(he was 3 btw) My granny works at the chicken church! I had no idea what he was talking about. Later that day when his mom picked him up i found out he was trying to tell me his grandma worked at Churches chicken! I thought it was funny.
2006-07-31 16:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by leakser68 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a conversation between my friend and me (from what i can remember):
me: *answers phone* hello?
friend: hey, what's up?
me: why do you always have to call me when i'm half naked???
friend: what the hell???
me: i'm changing right now
friend: into what?
me: pajamas so i can go to sleep.
friend: ohh... [long silence] so are you wearing matching underwear?
me: what???
friend: you heard what i said.
me: fine. for you information, i AM wearing matching underwear. it's black and lacy. happy?
friend: very.
me: whatev.
friend: what? oh, come on. i'm being a guy. it's what we do.
me: whatEV. i'm gonna go to sleep now.
friend: fine.
me: i'll call you tomorrow, ok?
friend: fine. bye.
the next day:
friend: *answers phone at 9 in the morning* 'lo?
me: ⪠gooooood morning, good mooooorning! âª
friend: what the hell? who is this?
me: you don't recognize my voice? i'm insulted!
friend: oh, hey...
me: hah. did i wake you up?
friend: actually, yes. i was asleep until you called.
me: haha... i laugh at you.
friend: you should know by now that i'm never up before 11 on a saturday.
me: fine. you go sleep and i'll go get some hot, wet, steamy action in my bathroom.
friend: [long, tense silence] what???
me: you heard me. i'm gonna go take a shower.
friend: oh. OHHH! i thought you were talking about... you know...
me: perv. haha...
friend: fine. go take a shower.
me: alright then. go back to sleep.
friend: i will, thank you!
me: haha call me back later, ok?
friend: fine, fine. but you know that "later" for me can mean, like, a month, right?
me: yeah. i know. if you don't call me in a week, i'll do this next weekend, except at 6:30 in the morning.
friend: haha. sure. bye then.
2006-07-31 16:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by Caroline I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Celebrity homewrecker Julia “Teeth” Roberts calls her twins “Hazel” (a nosy TV housekeeper) and “Phinneas” (which was P.T. Barnum’s first name, so that’s actually about right).
2006-07-31 16:21:33 · answer #6 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your face.
2006-07-31 16:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by The-Masterbone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's asss is so big,a tow truck couldn't lift it!!
OK OK,just kiddin',all in fun(-;
2006-07-31 16:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
god these answers are hilarious im peeing my self hahahah
2006-07-31 17:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like to fling poop
2006-07-31 16:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by u12fme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋