2006-07-31 09:05:17 · 10 answers · asked by work 1 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Because I am that good -- you'd want to have sex with me to.
2006-07-31 09:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've never had sex with self. Is that a "he" or a "she?"
Was self the creepy one in the black trench sitting at the edge of the rack? Or the skinny one perched on top of the cage?
Why wasn't I introduced?
2006-07-31 16:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love me
i don't nag
i'm not jealous of my other hand
i don't get pregnant
hands don't get headaches or pms or periods
hands don't have to fake orgasms
i can fart
nobody tells me if it was good or not
i can drink and smoke
i don't have to remember a name, just left and right
nobody's offended if i don't bathe or wear deoderant
no rauncy smells -- except the farts
i don't have to buy gifts or go to fancy resturaunts
i can fall asleep and nobody gives a sh**
i can have a threesome ( both hands )
size doen't matter
i can leave the toilet seat up, or pee in the sink if i want to
by the way, i am just kidding
2006-08-01 08:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by watcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are numerous reason to or not to have sex with YOURself.
But the best reason for self sex is cause it feels good.
2006-07-31 21:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by sarah p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause sometimes that's the only sex poorly written english gets you
2006-07-31 16:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because no one can get me off like I can!
2006-07-31 16:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Cause sometimes no one else is available!
And then, as Woody Allen said, it's sex with someone you love...
2006-07-31 16:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we all know what we want and when you use one of those fancydancy vibrators wow it's more fun it would make me want to stay in bed all day .
2006-07-31 16:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by stefania_n2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because... we know how to please ourselves.. and no one judges us.. but ourselves....besides.... we know when we are ready for action.....without foreplay...
2006-07-31 16:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by LieDetector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no std's or pregnancy!
2006-07-31 16:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by dazedandconfused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋